Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

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For some reason this made me think of @Tigobitties98

Just wait til you hear what ducks can do.

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah, I’m fine, some might say, a 5.

You're an absolute 10. It's science.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

One morning I woke up after a huge party at a friend’s house, and I had this sense of dread That forced me to grab my stuff and leave before anyone else woke up. His parents got home 15 minutes later (a day early). I was the trustworthy friend, in their eyes.

I was so good, I still think these things only happened in the movies.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Just wait til you hear what ducks can do.

Imagine the scientists who decided that they were gonna be the ones to do the much needed work of studying dick vaginas

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

You're an absolute 10. It's science.

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Let's not. He has a big enough head already.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I was such a good girl growing up - I make myself sick. I'm glad I've changed my ways...

You’re STILL good. Just good unbound.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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When I picked up my date for Prom my junior year, my date's mother greeted me at the door by yelling back over her shoulder to her daughter, "the Prince of Darkness is here!"

She and I did not get along....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

*insert @Whiskeyjack banging moms joke here

I mean... milf porn is my favorite. Just no incest storylines, please.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let's not. He has a big enough head already.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

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Gross

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean... milf porn is my favorite. Just no incest storylines, please.

Is there some added appeal to being a mom or does milf just mean 30+ years old?

 

[MindYaBitness]

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It was other mothers protecting their previous babies from my bad influence when I was a kid

 

[UnquietDreams]

Lol, yes. He is the oldest. He has a very sexy voice though. I haven't heard your voice in a while...

 

[Amanda330]

Let's not. He has a big enough head already.

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[lavendersilk]

Is there some added appeal to being a mom or does milf just mean 30+ years old?

This reminds me of a milf video I watched and the woman was younger than me and I was so sad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It was other mothers protecting their previous babies from my bad influence when I was a kid

Unsurprising

 

[crazychemgirl]

What is the thing that made you trustworthy or untrustworthy as a teenager?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This reminds me of a milf video I watched and the woman was younger than me and I was so sad.

Okay so porn descriptions are crazy. You can be in "mature" and it's either a 29 year old or a 70 year old

Or when women are described as "thick" or "chubby" etc. It's a girl that's probably a size 6 most of the time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Gross

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[crazychemgirl]

Tell me your best “I should have died …” stories from teenage years … either from something you did or from someone else’s bad influence

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Free love and orgasms?


I fully except a @Bry1313 on @SalaciousMonkey22 sexcapade and @Indie and @OrdinaryPerson look forward to reading / hearing / watching

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What is the thing that made you trustworthy or untrustworthy as a teenager?

Dungeons and Dragons. And video rentals

if I was out past midnight it was because some orcs needed killing or a movie needed watching before it had to be returned

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Tell me your best “I should have died …” stories from teenage years … either from something you did or from someone else’s bad influence

The one sorta bad thing we would do was drive Mulholland Drive and the canyons at perhaps too high a speed (always sober). More than a few times where if there’d been a car around a curve it would have ended poorly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dungeons and Dragons. And video rentals

if I was out past midnight it was because some orcs needed killing or a movie needed watching before it had to be returned

I mean, I did that too … but the same group my mum trusted me with cuz they were the “DnD nerds” were also the group I had boy / girl sleepovers with and bible camp adventures with and it was not all PG

 

[MindYaBitness]

Unsurprising

I swore like a sailor, and drank diet coke like it was ice water. I was a dangerous influence! Oh, and I was an expert at TP-ing & sneeking into dance clubs, but other than that I was an angel!