Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m all for the dunk, dunk, dunk …. But it’s the dunk and HOLD that I can’t get on board with

Smothering ain’t my (tea)bag.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don’t you wow me @crazychemgirl

Some people like hot boner lava action.

I mean, so I hear.

Check yourself… I changed it!! Lol

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

I’m not disciplined enough for self employment… I’d just be masturbating all the time and then wonder why I’m broke and homeless

The trick is to with from home but for someone else so you can still masturbate all the time as long as you deliver the work you've told people you'll do.

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m not disciplined enough for self employment… I’d just be masturbating all the time and then wonder why I’m broke and homeless

* Only fans has entered the chat *

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think Downton Abbey is for overseas markets.

The British watch EastEnders because that's what they really look like

I wouldn’t argue. Americans love their fantasies.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wouldn’t argue. Americans love their fantasies.

Mmmmm bridgerton

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Check yourself… I changed it!! Lol

Too late, I already wrecked myself.

 

[UnquietDreams]

In another life I would have been a volcano scientist

Read Volcano Cowboys. It is about the vulcanologists at Mt. St. Helens before and after the eruption in 1980. Outstanding book.

My brother is a geologist with the US Geological Survey. I was surprised he didn't go into vulcanology, but he is a hydrologist.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The trick is to with from home but for someone else so you can still masturbate all the time as long as you deliver the work you've told people you'll do.

That is better. But bosses still suck dirty, sweaty, hairy, moosecocks

 

[crazychemgirl]

Too late, I already wrecked myself.

I’m so glad you and I mind meld …. Cuz I don’t even have to type it all out sometimes and you know where my brain is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That is better. But bosses still suck dirty, sweaty, hairy, moosecocks

Poor mooses

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m so glad you and I mind meld …. Cuz I don’t even have to type it all out sometimes and you know where my brain is.

Not sure which of us should be more concerned.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Poor mooses

Meese?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In another life I would have been a volcano scientist

I was a geophysics major to be precise. It’s pretty cool.

In another life I would have been a trust fund baby though.

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Mmmmm bridgerton

Are thing like Downton Abbey and Brigderton in any way relatable to people outside the UK or might it just as well be Game of Thrones with less dragons?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Meese?

I love calling them that just cuz it sounds so fun!!

Like octopi vs octopuses

 

[BrendaBear]

Read Volcano Cowboys. It is about the vulcanologists at Mt. St. Helens before and after the eruption in 1980. Outstanding book.

My brother is a geologist with the US Geological Survey. I was surprised he didn't go into vulcanology, but he is a hydrologist.

I watched that eruption from the top of Mt Tabor in Portland. Although, I think I was up there a day or two later after the ash died down but it was still spewing stuff out.

That was a life changing event to witness.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same!

I love everything in that picture. Your face, your expression, that robe, the turtle mug -- everything.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is definitely me as well... I often think I should be paid for masturbating... Haha

There is a way if you really want to

 

[Amanda330]

I was a geophysics major to be precise. It’s pretty cool.

In another life I would have been a trust fund baby though.

Omg same. Let's be trust fund brats together in the next one?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Omg same. Let's be trust fund brats together in the next one?

Can I join too?

 

[Amanda330]

Can I join too?

Of course! The more the merrier... I'd never leave you out, daddy.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In another life I would have been a trust fund baby though.

I'm still hoping someone rich would adopt me in this life time. I keep trying to call everybody daddy but so far, has not worked.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah! And stay out! Oh…wait…

To be clear @Great_Scot this was totally in jest! Please, come, stay. Have some heroine or beer. Those are the only two things I know about Scotland, despite my dad and sister’s insistence that we have family there. Damn Irving Welsh. Maybe some ecstasy. He wrote about that too.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Of course! The more the merrier... I'd never leave you out, daddy.

She's not rich, we don't have to call her daddy