Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I'm sorry. Are you going to camp out?

Nope, just hanging out untill hell peters out. You can't get a camping spot on 4th week for love or money even if I was to go that route.

 

[BrendaBear]

Nope, just hanging out untill hell peters out. You can't get a camping spot on 4th week for love or money even if I was to go that route.

I would think if there are campers, there will be fireworks anyway.

Although I did camp in Gold Beach over the 4th a few years ago, and it was really nice. That was a nice trip.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would think if there are campers, there will be fireworks anyway.

Although I did camp in Gold Beach over the 4th a few years ago, and it was really nice. That was a nice trip.

Did Seaside on the 4th one year. It was foggy, and everyone was firing out into the ocean from the beach. It looked like the night attack scene from Apocalypse Now...

 

[MindYaBitness]

Did Seaside on the 4th one year. It was foggy, and everyone was firing out into the ocean from the beach. It looked like the night attack scene from Apocalypse Now...

I love Seaside & Cannon Beach. I have so many good memories of teenage spring break Shenanigans there

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love Seaside & Cannon Beach. I have so many good memories of teenage spring break Shenanigans there

Oh, so do I. Seaside is made for teenagers, and Cannon Beach for romantics. I get to that area as often as I can. My soul lives on the Oregon coast...

 

[morelikeasong]

We got Chinese food for dinner. My wife texted me from upstairs asking if we had any duck sauce. I texted back, but my phone auto-corrected to fuck sauce. I'm so happy my phone knows me so well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I love Seaside & Cannon Beach. I have so many good memories of teenage spring break Shenanigans there

View attachment 2360795

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh, so do I. Seaside is made for teenagers, and Cannon Beach for romantics. I get to that area as often as I can. My soul lives on the Oregon coast...

That tracks, I got my first kiss at Cannon Beach, during the Sand Castle competition.

 

[MindYaBitness]

View attachment 2360794

Uh, my bottle of fuck sauce looks very different. The brand must've had a makeover

 

[MindYaBitness]

View attachment 2360794

 

[morelikeasong]

View attachment 2360807

That’s… real??
That sounds painful and yet I’m also very curious

 

[UnquietDreams]

View attachment 2360807

I've used that. Fun stuff.

 

[TomTeacher19]

I love Seaside & Cannon Beach. I have so many good memories of teenage spring break Shenanigans there

Me too! Love cannon beach so much (though lately usually stay more north on Washington beaches)

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s… real??
That sounds painful and yet I’m also very curious

It's warming, and cinnamon flavored, but not too much of either when I used it.

 

[TomTeacher19]

View attachment 2360807

I feel like the next episode of Hot Ones will be much more interesting now....

 

[MindYaBitness]

That’s… real??
That sounds painful and yet I’m also very curious

Not nearly as warming as if like, it feels like an expensive novelty more than an actual warming lube

 

[Bry1313]

That’s… real??
That sounds painful and yet I’m also very curious

I kind of preferred your fuck sauce

 

[Whiskeyjack]

My teenager just got home from his friend's birthday party.
They went to the planetarium, got pizza, then went to a bookstore.
That's exactly the kind of birthday party I want.

 

[Mrtenant]

I've used that. Fun stuff.

Where you put it? Details mf

 

[UnquietDreams]

My teenager just got home from his friend's birthday party.
They went to the planetarium, got pizza, then went to a bookstore.
That's exactly the kind of birthday party I want.

I have said that the only reason I would ever marry again is I want to have an open book bar. You go to a bookstore next door to the venue, and we buy you a book.

I may move that to a birthday party, because that is a whole lot more likely.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Where you put it? Details mf

On my penis. Which went in her mouth, for the flavor, then into her vagina, for the warming. We then had coitus.

 

[Mrtenant]

On my penis. Which went in her mouth, for the flavor, then into her vagina, for the warming. We then had coitus.

Oh. So it's vanilla flavored?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh. So it's vanilla flavored?

No, cinnamon. The coitus was rather vanilla, however, but pleasurable for all of that.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Vanilla is one of the most complex flavor profiles that exists.

 

[Mrtenant]

Vanilla is one of the most complex flavor profiles that exists.

Thank you professor....