Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

IDK…the same could be said for Metallica, but I loved them…until Lars killed Napster

Lars was an asshole. Lars is an asshole still. But Lars wasn't wrong either.

Metallica took on Napster because they were big enough to do it. A lot of major artists hid in their shadow because they didn't want to take the public opinion hit. And yes, it was a fight between a huge business that didn't want to change and a company that abetted and encouraged outright theft, but rather than the two sides coming to a model that would work, they fought, and we now end up with a system where both music creation and consumption has been completely devalued, especially by those who came of age during the streaming era. Technology outsourced art. Now you have companies dropping AI created songs that get streamed by bots to bump numbers.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok I have to know … why are men so obsessed with nipples … or are you?

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

Men do you like that?

Women … do you like your nipples played with?


Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Wait, we are supposed to sleep? Eight hours a day? My body has ignored this memo.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also along this train of thought …. Why were the 90s so nipple heavy … every girl in every show had prominent nipples … were they their actual nipples do you think or were they fake nips??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wait, we are supposed to sleep? Eight hours a day? My body has ignored this memo.

You and half of lit.

You gotta take nap tips from @Mr_bogey

 

[UnquietDreams]

You and half of lit.

You gotta take nap tips from @Mr_bogey

And @Whiskeyjack. Whiskeyjack is a napping Sufi master.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

No naps for me today.
I went to Costco this afternoon.
$400 later, I think it's fair to say that Costco won.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No naps for me today.
I went to Costco this afternoon.
$400 later, I think it's fair to say that Costco won.

But did you get yummy snacks?

I would be 2000lbs if I shopped at Costco cuz I have zero self control when I comes to snacks.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

But did you get yummy snacks?

I would be 2000lbs if I shopped at Costco cuz I have zero self control when I comes to snacks.

A few. But today's trip was mostly things like diapers, paper towels, laundry detergent, that sort of thing. Less exciting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

A few. But today's trip was mostly things like diapers, paper towels, laundry detergent, that sort of thing. Less exciting.

Diapers are so expensive… how do people have kids?!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Diapers are so expensive… how do people have kids?!

Accidentally.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Ok I have to know … why are men so obsessed with nipples … or are you?

Not a man. But yes.

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

Yep.

Men do you like that?

Again, not a man.

Women … do you like your nipples played with?

Definitely, please, please, please.

Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

No, but it definitely helps the organization of activities

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Ok I have to know … why are men so obsessed with nipples … or are you?

I am absolutely obsessed with nipples. I don't know why. That's just how God made me.

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

Men do you like that?

I don't mind, but it doesn't do much for me.

Women … do you like your nipples played with?


Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

I had a girlfriend in college who could cum from nipple play. She was a terrible human being, but I loved that one thing about her.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Diapers are so expensive… how do people have kids?!

I think it might involve alcohol...
But Ive had lots and have made no tiny humans....

 

[UnquietDreams]

No naps for me today.
I went to Costco this afternoon.
$400 later, I think it's fair to say that Costco won.

I'm not a fan of David Spade's stand-up, but I always loved, "Ma, Costco isn't someplace you should go once a week, it is a place you should go once an apocalypse."

 

[UnquietDreams]

Ok I have to know … why are men so obsessed with nipples … or are you?

I like every inch, but yeah, nipples are great. Why? Because in sex, they are kind of like cheating. A woman's body has numerous erogenous zones, but they vary, and it can take time to find where some of them are. (When you do, when you map out that sensual topography? Oh, yeah). But for most women, nipple play is enjoyable. So it is a safe fallback when you want to add pleasure.

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

Men do you like that?

Meh. Take it or leave it. It doesn't really do much for me.

Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

I have not, but I have known three women in my life who could. That was...enjoyable for everyone involved.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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People love my bullshit tyvm

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Diapers are so expensive… how do people have kids?!

You do know diapers aren’t involved in the creation…usually…necessarily

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok I have to know … why are men so obsessed with nipples … or are you?

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

Men do you like that?

Women … do you like your nipples played with?


Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

Because they’re peak boob.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I like every inch, but yeah, nipples are great. Why? Because in sex, they are kind of like cheating. A woman's body has numerous erogenous zones, but they vary, and it can take time to find where some of them are. (When you do, when you map out that sensual topography? Oh, yeah). But for most women, nipple play is enjoyable. So it is a safe fallback when you want to add pleasure.

This made me giggle

Meh. Take it or leave it. It doesn't really do much for me.

I'm so bummed about this, like almost sad even...

I have not, but I have known three women in my life who could. That was...enjoyable for everyone involved.

Oh yea, I'm sure with the right partner this would be absolutely perfect.

 

[morelikeasong]

Because they’re peak boob.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok I have to know … why are men so obsessed with nipples … or are you?

I think they're just really fun to play with. They're a sensitive area and kissing and rubbing usually gets a positive reaction. Mileage may vary though of course. I'll pay attention to the entirety of the boob too, of course. I'm not just there to tune a radio.

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

Men do you like that?

I absolutely love having my nipples played with. For the same reasons stated above. It feels delicious. They're sensitive and a mouth or fingers on them feels good. I always encourage my partner to go for it.

Women … do you like your nipples played with?


Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

I've had partners that orgasmed just from nipple play. That was pretty fun.

 

[dawn_of_night]

People love my bullshit tyvm

I mean, you're not wrong....

 

[morelikeasong]

Also .. ladies… do you like playing with men’s nipples?

I’ll be honest, I only learned recently (through lit) that this was a thing. Maybe I should have known? I don’t know. I don’t see it in porn and of course they don’t teach it in sex ed… no guy ever suggested I try it or hinted it so I just never knew.

Women … do you like your nipples played with?

YES.

Anyone have an orgasm from just nipple play?

I haven’t but I have a suspicion that I could. I really want to try. Big fantasy of mine. I’d do it to myself but I have no self control. I think I’ll need my hands tied/held or someone authoritative to tell me I can’t touch myself.