Lootequiette: Pmann's Totally Original/Unaffiliated Thread

[hotwords229_A]

I thought @hotwords229_A was my bestie.

Jesus fucking Christ. This is why I just chat with womens.

You knew I was a whore when you met me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

It has been a minute.

Sense of humour…

Almost every single person lists that high on their radar for a partner. It’s high for me. Even above nice boobs. And I mean that.

But I was listening to something comedian Nikki Glaser said about senses of humour. She talked about how all these not so great looking male comics get these hot girls because they are funny (e.g., Pete Davidson). She said the reciprocal isn’t true. She’s not getting a whole bunch of hot guys because she is funny. Her interpretation fascinated me.

She said that when a girl says she wants a guy with a sense of humour, she wants a guy who can make her laugh. When a guy says he wants a girl with a sense of humour, he wants a girl who laughs at his jokes.

I feel like that’s an amazing observation and probably true, as a whole.

Now, I genuinely do want someone to make me laugh. But I’ll be damned if that doesn’t ring a bit true with me.

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you? Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny? How important is humour to you? If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

 

[Sweet_b19]

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you? Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny? How important is humour to you? If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

I need a balance of both. He needs to make me laugh, like belly laugh, but I also want someone who finds me just as funny (because I am). A compatible sense of humor is of the utmost importance. If a guy's favorite comedian can't even get me to crack a smile, I just know it's not going to work out between us.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you?

Boobs. Literally nothing else.

Someone who finds you funny?

Yes. And great tits.

Or someone you find funny?

if theyre funny because their tits are ridiculously nice than yes.

How important is humour to you?

Right up there with having nice tit-fuck tits.

If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

I would. If they had nice tits.

Nah, real answer: I definitely want someone I can laugh with and trade quips with. I don't mind if they don't laugh at my jokes if they don't think it's funny. Unlikely, because I'm hilarious and likable but it can happen. If they don't laugh that makes me go back and write stronger material.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it’s not that deep an insight that many men are self-absorbed.

I think being funny is a way to open a door to a relationship but I think people like me because I’m still kind once you step through that door. Similarly I like funny women, but it’s only one thing that might interest me about them, I just like good people. Humor is sometimes an indicator of that but not reliably.

I think professional male comics success with much hotter women is less due to actually being funny than it is to being “famous” (or at least on stage) which helps men across all entertainment fields. Also the fact that good comics are fairly insightful. Thats usually helpful in any relationship too.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So what say you Listers and Litches?

People who only use words that don't make my pussy dry up is most important.

What’s most important to you? Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny?

Someone that I find funny is way more important. I care about my own experience. Why do I care if they find me funny? I can laugh at my own jokes.

How important is humour to you? If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

Humor is essential. It is the ability to make me giggle and to not take things too seriously, as well as, a willingness to fuck around for fun.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Boobs. Literally nothing else.

Yes. And great tits.

if theyre funny because their tits are ridiculously nice than yes.

Right up there with having nice tit-fuck tits.

I would. If they had nice tits.

Nah, real answer: I definitely want someone I can laugh with and trade quips with. I don't mind if they don't laugh at my jokes if they don't think it's funny. Unlikely, because I'm hilarious and likable but it can happen. If they don't laugh that makes me go back and write stronger material.

Thank god I have tits that you like

 

[Lord Pmann]

He needs to make me laugh, like belly laugh, but I also want someone who finds me just as funny (because I am).

I’m very funny and based on your avatar I find you hilarious also.

tits

Agreed.

I think people like me because I’m still kind

It’s because you have a sexy ass avatar.

People who only use words that don't make my pussy dry up is most important.

Thats not what I would blame for your dry vagina.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thats not what I would blame for your dry vagina.

hm, rude. excuse you.

 

[morelikeasong]

Boobs. Literally nothing else.

Wow. My ass is insulted.


My tits are flattered though.

 

[morelikeasong]

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you? Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny? How important is humour to you? If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

Ideally they would both be funny and think I’m funny. I think finding matching/compatible humor is important. I love to laugh and banter. I’d be bored without it.

And I don’t think I’ve ever been with someone that didn’t seem to find me funny... Unless they were just trying to get to my tits

 

[Endless_Night]

She said that when a girl says she wants a guy with a sense of humour, she wants a guy who can make her laugh. When a guy says he wants a girl with a sense of humour, he wants a girl who laughs at his jokes.

*dying*

This is rock solid.

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you? Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny? How important is humour to you? If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

I want someone who makes me laugh. Humor is important. I am a serious little soul and laughing make me happy.

Eh. I don't think of myself as that funny. I just want someone who finds my idiocies cute rather than annoying. *tries to look cute*

I wasn't sure who Pauly Shore was until I recently watched a @hotwords229_A movie recommendation!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ideally they would both be funny and think I’m funny. I think finding matching/compatible humor is important. I love to laugh and banter. I’d be bored without it.

And I don’t think I’ve ever been with someone that didn’t seem to find me funny... Unless they were just trying to get to my tits

Aw shit, you're onto my game.



JK in trying to get to your ass too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you?

Smart. Smart almost always means funny as well. But smart women who read for pleasure ring my bell.

Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny?

I want someone who can make me laugh. Someone who only finds you funny is like someone who only listens to your stories. I want to know them, to see them. And humor is a great way for that. I want a partner, and someone who challenges me.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Papa P!
Good to see you back.

I think I skew towards the masculine on this. I like to laugh and really enjoy making others laugh. I'm a bit of a chuckle fucker.

Quick witted banter will work with me

 

[LadyLascivious1]

It has been a minute.

Sense of humour…

Almost every single person lists that high on their radar for a partner. It’s high for me. Even above nice boobs. And I mean that.

But I was listening to something comedian Nikki Glaser said about senses of humour. She talked about how all these not so great looking male comics get these hot girls because they are funny (e.g., Pete Davidson). She said the reciprocal isn’t true. She’s not getting a whole bunch of hot guys because she is funny. Her interpretation fascinated me.

She said that when a girl says she wants a guy with a sense of humour, she wants a guy who can make her laugh. When a guy says he wants a girl with a sense of humour, he wants a girl who laughs at his jokes.

I feel like that’s an amazing observation and probably true, as a whole.

Now, I genuinely do want someone to make me laugh. But I’ll be damned if that doesn’t ring a bit true with me.

So what say you Listers and Litches? What’s most important to you? Someone who finds you funny? Or someone you find funny? How important is humour to you? If someone said they find Pauly Shore funny, would you still consider them as a partner?

I think for me the deal breaker would be not having a similar sense of humor. Mine can be described as twisted and gallows. I need someone who will laugh with me or catch me by surprise with their own witty commentary.

After that not taking things too seriously most of the time and sense of fun are super important. Life is short. I want to laugh and enjoy myself.

 

[Endless_Night]

But smart women who read for pleasure ring my bell.

Papa P!
Good to see you back.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Doesn’t someone laughing at your jokes just mean that you share a sense of humor?

Although, I understand her point I don’t necessarily agree.

A sense of humor only works if you share the same kind of humor. I’ve watched a lot of comedians and very few of them are actually funny. But someone, a woman let’s say, might make some random observation that I find hilarious and therefore I like her. But isn’t that because random observations are my kind of humor?

 

[Endless_Night]

Doesn’t someone laughing at your jokes just mean that you share a sense of humor?

Although, I understand her point I don’t necessarily agree.

A sense of humor only works if you share the same kind of humor. I’ve watched a lot of comedians and very few of them are actually funny. But someone, a woman let’s say, might make some inane observation that I find hilarious and therefore I like her. But isn’t that because inane observations are my kind of humor?

Hmmm. Well reasoned, Muscles.

 

[Endless_Night]

A sense of humor only works if you share the same kind of humor. I’ve watched a lot of comedians and very few of them are actually funny. But someone, a woman let’s say, might make some random observation that I find hilarious and therefore I like her. But isn’t that because random observations are my kind of humor?

Okay. Now you're forgiven.

 

[Endless_Night]

I mean, damn, he called me inane in a PM.

Inane - lacking significance, meaning, or point.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is because most men need to be top dog in any relationship.
Some men are intimidated by funny, intelligent women. They need to be the funniest. Smartest. Wanting a guy with a sense of humour doesn't mean I want someone to take the piss/mickey out of me 24/7.
I want someone to match with my sarcasm, humour, wit, intellect. I know what I bring to the table in each of those things. I can't simper and find someone 'hilarious' just to stroke their ego.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I agree with @Wand3rlust saying that some men are intimidated by intelligent, funny women.
I made the mistake before of dimming my shine to soothe the ego of a man because he was used to being the centre of attention. He would actually take my anecdotes and pass them off as his own when meeting new people because he was so desperate for their approval - but obviously not mine.

The comedian saying that women want someone to make them laugh while men want to be laughed at rings true for me from my experiences outside of Lit.
Here though I think it's different - a more level playing field as it were. The main ways we communicate here are words and sometimes pictures. There's no eye contact, body language or physical touch to convey meaning or intent, just words on a screen. It gives everyone a chance to shine. To be witty, clever, charming in their own ways.

I find I am drawn to those with an offbeat sense of humour more than those with a joke for every occasion. The unexpected ways to get a real laugh out of me are more memorable than a well known punchline that may draw a smile but not much more.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I'm sorry for not answering any questions but i couldnt get past some dude from Florida spelling humor with an extra 'u', not once but twice.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm sorry for not answering any questions but i couldnt get past some dude from Florida spelling humor with an extra 'u', not once but twice.

I thought you'd be spelling things with extra "u"s and speaking with an accent by now