Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

I've seen them use them to get their dicks out in a hurry.

I am more a "drop 'em" kind of guy. I use the stall to pee so that I don't moon the room.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://vocaroo.com/141JgbOwg1zS

But do men use them? I wouldn’t if I wore them.

No, I never have. Far too complicated and easy for things to get in the way.

Though I will admit that far back in my misguided youth, I may have possibly used the little pocket that the flap forms on briefs to carry something I didn't want anyone to find on a pat down...

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am more a "drop 'em" kind of guy. I use the stall to pee so that I don't moon the room.

Wait, what?

 

[__Nathan1968]

I am more a "drop 'em" kind of guy. I use the stall to pee so that I don't moon the room.

You haven’t figured out how to get the block and tackle over the waist band of the undies without fully dropping trousers?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Wait, what?

When in a public restroom, I will stand and use the toilet in the stall to urinate because I prefer to drop trou rather than deal with the little flap on my underwear. I close the door so I don't flash my ass at the room.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You haven’t figured out how to get the block and tackle over the waist band of the undies without fully dropping trousers?

Understanding how and choosing to do something else is what free will is all about.

 

[lavendersilk]

You haven’t figured out how to get the block and tackle over the waist band of the undies without fully dropping trousers?

Understanding how and choosing to do something else is what free will is all about.

https://j.gifs.com/yD2L0G.gif

 

[BrendaBear]

Understanding how and choosing to do something else is what free will is all about.

Fine. Now I have Geddy Lee singing "I will choose freewill" going through my head.

The least I can do, is spread the love.

Rush - Freewill

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/FeJfAepydGgAAAAC/of-course-sweety-dr-katherine-walter.gif

Who you been talking to? They’re a goddamn liar.

 

[BrendaBear]

Who you been talking to? They’re a goddamn liar.

But I was just talking to you... so you're the liar???

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fine. Now I have Geddy Lee singing "I will choose freewill" going through my head.

The least I can do, is spread the love.

Rush - Freewill

Yes, but I love Rush, so thank you.

 

[__Nathan1968]

When in a public restroom, I will stand and use the toilet in the stall to urinate because I prefer to drop trou rather than deal with the little flap on my underwear. I close the door so I don't flash my ass at the room.

By chance do you keep a few cheerios in your pocket to help you aim? That’s how we trained my son. He got pretty good at not missing the water.

 

[BrendaBear]

Yes, but I love Rush, so thank you.

Me too - otherwise I wouldn't have known the song.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But I was just talking to you... so you're the liar???

Petard, meet hoist!

 

[BrendaBear]

Petard, meet hoist!

Ummm.. okay!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ay-4Dv7LdT8AAAAd/rachel-green-jennifer-anniston.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

By chance do you keep a few cheerios in your pocket to help you aim? That’s how we trained my son. He got pretty good at not missing the water.

Excellent parenting on your part. If more fathers taught decent aim to their boys, public restrooms would not be the horrible places they are.

And in someway I appreciate your concern for my urinary heterodoxy, but do you always worry so much about how another man pees?

 

[BrendaBear]

By chance do you keep a few cheerios in your pocket to help you aim? That’s how we trained my son. He got pretty good at not missing the water.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/pY5E8oL-r_MAAAAd/boring-conversation-least-fascinating.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why do I like this?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Kindly requesting that you burn it know my memory, too, @LadyLascivious1

I did my best

 

[LupineOne]

I totally would

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I totally put my foot there..

Is this a universal men vs women thing?

No. That pocket is for a water bottle and extra napkins!
As for it being a men vs women thing, we generally have shorter legs

Yes, but I love Rush, so thank you.

Now THAT is a universal men vs women thing! Most women do not love Rush. I can’t put my finger on exactly why, we just…don’t.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I totally put my foot there..

Is this a universal men vs women thing?

I absolutely adore Jenny Lawson

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Now THAT is a universal men vs women thing! Most women do not love Rush. I can’t put my finger on exactly why, we just…don’t.

because they’re kinda self indulgent?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

No. That pocket is for a water bottle and extra napkins!
As for it being a men vs women thing, we generally have shorter legs


Now THAT is a universal men vs women thing! Most women do not love Rush. I can’t put my finger on exactly why, we just…don’t.

I’m bored already

 

[dawn_of_night]

Such an interesting course of conversation today.
You fuckers never seem to rest, or disappoint for that matter....