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Wat_Tyler said:
Here, they'll love this one (BTW< my ancient mother's favorite word is "fuck."):
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My mom once - out of the blue - called dick Cheney a motherfucker. Shocked the shit outta me.

My gran once called my dad a cocksucker! “Trim your beard, cocksucker!” I laughed so goddam hard!! Never let him forget it! 😂😂😂 (she was near the end of her life and slightly senile at the time…)
 
Wonderer67 said:
My mom once - out of the blue - called dick Cheney a motherfucker. Shocked the shit outta me.

My gran once called my dad a cocksucker! “Trim your beard, cocksucker!” I laughed so goddam hard!! Never let him forget it! 😂😂😂 (she was near the end of her life and slightly senile at the time…)
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Mom is a trip. PhD. Doesn't cost anyone a dime. Still drives and lives on her own. She makes getting old look pretty good.


That's what I plan to do.


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Wonderer67 said:
My mom once - out of the blue - called dick Cheney a motherfucker. Shocked the shit outta me.

My gran once called my dad a cocksucker! “Trim your beard, cocksucker!” I laughed so goddam hard!! Never let him forget it! 😂😂😂 (she was near the end of her life and slightly senile at the time…)
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My mom stabbed my dad with a fork and asked him what the fuck is wrong with you?
 
Wonderer67 said:
I’m the same except for my 1873 Springfield trap door. That hangs over my fireplace.

All the rest are shooters!

NJ is a friggin deer paradise. They have no reason to go out west! 😂 Too much development, not enuf predators. A day doesn’t go by that I don’t see deer.

I lease our farm/woodlands out to our local rec club for hunting. Only a few people hunt it and they’re good. But once hunting Season begins, they fade into nowhere seemingly….
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We have deer in our neighborhood. I see them frequently. They love the roses! 🌹 💐
 
Wonderer67 said:
Our cat is like that. He loves the shower after we use it. He loves getting wet.

He’s a weirdo. He also eats cashews, asparagus, asparagus plants, forsythia flowers, and of course mice and bugs.
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My first dog would eat anything I ate! She LOVED watermelon! My two girls I had before this one loved green beans and asparagus. I would give them the stalks as treats!

My girl now doesn't like vegetables. She'll eat potatoes, but that's about it. She likes meat! 🥰🤣🥰
 
Wonderer67 said:
Such a great movie!!

Totally realistic w all of the band personalities and the drama that went along with it. I used to say being in a band was like having 3 girlfriends all at once.

There were a lot of one hit wonders in the sixties.

And the singer/songwriter from the band, Fountains of Wayne was the writer of the theme song.

Great movie!
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I read that Tom Hanks wrote some of the songs. He's such a talented guy!
 
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