Cock Talk

[hotwords229_A]

I had a subscription to Playboy when I was in college.

We’re you not into the the whole embarrassing moment of buying it from the old lady at the counter?

I was more naive in in my younger years and some things that shocked and turned me off then are now things I find really hot.

This happened to me when I looked at Hustler. When I saw the vagina up close, personal, well lit, spread open it scared the hell out of me. Like, genuinely, I thought “what the fuck is that?” “Is she okay?”

I remember like it just happened, I was horrified, I closed the mag and sat there for a moment and thought, “let me just see that again” and suddenly everything changed and I was totally aroused.

Thank God for that magazine and the total exploitation of it, or I may have totally freaked out in real life having no idea what to expect.

Liberator furniture.

I had no idea this existed. That’s what I love about this thread I learn stuff!

I'm disappointed that not one of you listed your penis as the oldest sex object you own

I haven’t answered yet.

I did a tour of the San Francisco Armory when kink.com owned in used the place to shoot movies.

This needs more explanation. I’m picturing the Universal Backlot Tour, but with porn scenes.

While there are some things in my penis collection one could use

I always love when you use the words “my penis collection”. It delights me!

 

[Lord Pmann]

Oh, my God.

NO!!!

You are so delightfully reserved.

.” I have been to the Museum of Sex in NYC and the Penis museum in Reykjavik.”
Take me to the penis museum. I beg of thee!
6 “. I’ve got a sex toy from like 15-20 years ago. It’s pretty obsolete now”.
You should have splurged for the Kirby

The penis museum was fantastic. 230+ different kinds of penises. Or penii.

Also, kiss my ass! I'm a Rainbow kind of guy.

We’re you not into the the whole embarrassing moment of buying it from the old lady at the counter?

This makes me think of a time my friend James the Masturbator and I were about 18 or 19. We were at a gas station and I said, "I wonder if this place has any magazines." It was more a question of curiosity rather than suggesting we should buy a porno mag.

Without missing a beat, my friend walks over to the cashier and says, "Excuse me, ma'am." It was stated with the most polite voice you could imagine.

I remember she responded, "Yes, sweetie?"

He proceeds, "I wanted to know if you had any pornography for sale, ma'am. I am looking to buy some pornography."

The poor lady was clearly thrown off by his politeness and his question. Like, they just didn't match up. And I loved that he used the whole word, pornography.

In a very confused manner, she informed him that they didn't have any pornography for sale.

He responded, "Thank you, ma'am. I appreciate your time."

I had no idea this existed. That’s what I love about this thread I learn stuff!

It's fun stuff. Washable, too! I figured @endlesswould want to know that.

 

[FormerAllStar2]

We’re you not into the the whole embarrassing moment of buying it from the old lady at the counter?

Hahaha, pretty much!

 

[Apisto42]

This makes me think of a time my friend James the Masturbator and I were about 18 or 19. We were at a gas station and I said, "I wonder if this place has any magazines." It was more a question of curiosity rather than suggesting we should buy a porno mag.

Without missing a beat, my friend walks over to the cashier and says, "Excuse me, ma'am." It was stated with the most polite voice you could imagine.

I remember she responded, "Yes, sweetie?"

He proceeds, "I wanted to know if you had any pornography for sale, ma'am. I am looking to buy some pornography."

The poor lady was clearly thrown off by his politeness and his question. Like, they just didn't match up. And I loved that he used the whole word, pornography.

In a very confused manner, she informed him that they didn't have any pornography for sale.

He responded, "Thank you, ma'am. I appreciate your time."

I love this.

 

[hotwords229_A]

The poor lady was clearly thrown off by his politeness and his question.

She should have known just from his name!

 

[Lord Pmann]

This happened to me when I looked at Hustler. When I saw the vagina up close, personal, well lit, spread open it scared the hell out of me. Like, genuinely, I thought “what the fuck is that?” “Is she okay?”

I had this same thought. I didn't have a clue what I was looking at. I thought it was just gonna be like a bellybutton. In fact, I thought it was right where the penis was. Like, just 6" below the bellybutton. I didn't realize it was completely between the legs.

It was so much more complex than I ever imagined. It was like a skin origami.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I had this same thought. I didn't have a clue what I was looking at. I thought it was just gonna be like a bellybutton. In fact, I thought it was right where the penis was. Like, just 6" below the bellybutton. I didn't realize it was completely between the legs.

It was so much more complex than I ever imagined. It was like a skin origami.

What struck me the most was how quickly I went from disturbed to wanton desire.
Ah, nature.

 

[Endless_Night]

These remind me of my first sight of a penis. No brothers, so it was a magazine.

I. Was. Appalled.

It was like a baby fifth limb! It was also erect, which seemed so creepy, like it had a life of its own. And vulnerable. I remember thinking guys must break them off all the time.

This happened to me when I looked at Hustler. When I saw the vagina up close, personal, well lit, spread open it scared the hell out of me. Like, genuinely, I thought “what the fuck is that?” “Is she okay?”

I had this same thought. I didn't have a clue what I was looking at. I thought it was just gonna be like a bellybutton. In fact, I thought it was right where the penis was. Like, just 6" below the bellybutton. I didn't realize it was completely between the legs.

It was so much more complex than I ever imagined. It was like a skin origami.

 

[hotwords229_A]

like it had a life of its own.

It does. It absolutely does.

 

[Endless_Night]

This needs more explanation. I’m picturing the Universal Backlot Tour, but with porn scenes.

Kinda.

It was built in the early 1900s as an armory for the national guard. It looks like a castle! Kink.com bought in 2006 and filmed porn. When I toured the rooms were set ups as dungeons and the guide discussed filming. Kink.com sold the place in 2018. Various reasons, one of which being that the community wasn't thrilled having a porn business on site. Odd, really. They did a fair amount of community support.

https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/20/24/23/21054705/4/rawImage.jpg

 

[hotoldrguy]

Kinda.

It was built in the early 1900s as an armory for the national guard. It looks like a castle! Kink.com bought in 2006 and filmed porn. When I toured the rooms were set ups as dungeons and the guide discussed filming. Kink.com sold the place in 2018. Various reasons, one of which being that the community wasn't thrilled having a porn business on site. Odd, really. They did a fair amount of community support.

https://s.hdnux.com/photos/01/20/24/23/21054705/4/rawImage.jpg

I actually have seen a pic of the building at the start of some online porn....

 

[hotwords229_A]

I actually have seen a pic of the building at the start of some online porn....

Links or I don’t believe you.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I had this same thought. I didn't have a clue what I was looking at. I thought it was just gonna be like a bellybutton. In fact, I thought it was right where the penis was. Like, just 6" below the bellybutton. I didn't realize it was completely between the legs.

It was so much more complex than I ever imagined. It was like a skin origami.

Same I vividly recall asking my aunt about sex and imagining it as a hot dog being put into a bun. I don’t think I even realized there were internal parts to my vagina.

These remind me of my first sight of a penis. No brothers, so it was a magazine.

I. Was. Appalled.

It was like a baby fifth limb! It was also erect, which seemed so creepy, like it had a life of its own. And vulnerable. I remember thinking guys must break them off all the time.

For me the shock was the first time I encountered a naked, happy penis one on one. I still remember sitting in class the next day (Spanish, for those into details) and marveling at how it was both hard and soft at the same time. And how oddly shaped it was up close. I was fascinated. I didn’t hear one word of the lesson and think the time elapsed between touching my first penis to giving my first blow job was two days.

 

[Apisto42]

These remind me of my first sight of a penis. No brothers, so it was a magazine.

I. Was. Appalled.

It was like a baby fifth limb! It was also erect, which seemed so creepy, like it had a life of its own. And vulnerable. I remember thinking guys must break them off all the time.

So what I’m reading is that you want @hotwords229_A , @Lord Pmann and myself to send you a paired cock pic?

I’m on it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

So what I’m reading is that you want @hotwords229_A , @Lord Pmann and myself to send you a paired cock pic?

I’m on it.

A triod pic?

A tripod?

Yeah. Tripod. Let's go with that.

 

[Wand3rlust]

But it's 4....
A quad pic.

 

[Apisto42]

A triod pic?

A tripod?

Yeah. Tripod. Let's go with that.

Triptych. Or in this case, a Tripdych…

But it's 4....
A quad pic.

You’re so cute.

 

[Endless_Night]

So what I’m reading is that you want @hotwords229_A , @Lord Pmann and myself to send you a paired cock pic?

I’m on it.

*big eyes*

Paired with . . . what?

I mean, that's three of you, thereby not a pair, so . . . .

. . . . Nope!

Never mind. I am certain the answer is still

NO

 

[Lord Pmann]

*big eyes*

Paired with . . . what?

I mean, that's three of you, thereby not a pair, so . . . .

. . . . Nope!

Never mind. I am certain the answer is still

NO

I feel like a few unsolicited dick pics will loosen that vagina right up.

(I really do have a way with words)

 

[SassySheDevil]

So what I’m reading is that you want @hotwords229_A , @Lord Pmann and myself to send you a paired cock pic?

I’m on it.

Ooohhhh. YES! Pretty please!

 

[Endless_Night]

I feel like a few unsolicited dick pics will loosen that vagina right up.

(I really do have a way with words)

Mine is hermetically sealed.


However, someone most anxiously awaits.

Ooohhhh. YES! Pretty please!

 

[hotwords229_A]

the time elapsed between touching my first penis to giving my first blow job was two days.

That guy must have had some serious blue balls!

But it's 4....
A quad pic.

Wait, does one of us have 2 penises?
I’m confused.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

That guy must have had some serious blue balls!

Isn’t that the permanent state of 18 year old guys?

That man had nothing to complain about. I went down on him any time we could sneak even 5 minutes of privacy. He got more blow jobs in high school than anyone else I’ve ever heard of

 

[hotwords229_A]

Isn’t that the permanent state of 18 year old guys?

That man had nothing to complain about. I went down on him any time we could sneak even 5 minutes of privacy. He got more blow jobs in high school than anyone else I’ve ever heard of

Not just 18 year olds.

This is the luckiest guy in the world!
What made his cock so addicktive to you?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

What made his cock so addicktive to you?

That’s a good question and not one I’ve considered before.

I’m sure part of it was that he was my first in most things - boyfriend, love, penis, orgasm giver, etc. So it was extra novel and exciting on top of normal teenage hormones. Another aspect was that we weren’t having sex yet, so hands and oral sex were what were on the menu (a great thing in my book as we got really good at all the things.)

I think the most significant factor was just how attracted I was to him in general - physically, intellectually, sense of humor, etc. And how much I enjoyed his pleasure and making him lose control.