SalaciousMonkey22
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Yes ma'am
Oh, boys. Let us girls show you how it's done
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Wait.When I banter and flirt with you it’s often because of your embarrassed, blush, bolt reaction. I find it delightful![]()
I'm not quite as good as @aussiegeekygal , but I'm learning!Yes ma'am![]()
Real flirting ends with oral!
Wait until I tell you about meWait.
You flirt with me?! I mean, banter, yes, but flirt?!
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I am in no way embarrassed that I did not realize that. Nope.
(Totally embarrassed.)
Did I mention in my previous answer that I'm not all that good at discerning the flirt?![]()
One of these days your emojis are going to take us on a wild ride and I, for one, cannot wait for that dayWow. This topic has had some legs!
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Now you, I can tell.Wait until I tell you about me![]()
One of these days your emojis are going to take us on a wild ride and I, for one, cannot wait for that day
I'm nothing if not subtleNow you, I can tell.
It's over the top enough even I can see.
I ... have no idea what this means, but suddenly I am a leetle frightened.![]()
I almost picked this, I think we have the same giphy page pulled up.
NoWould you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
No, I’m anti collector on most things.Would you/do you collect them?
Yes! That can be very interesting.Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Depends on how long it’s been since I’ve tortured the turtle. My go to is reading lit stories. Porn is sub-standard to my imagination coupled with words.Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
My hand. I don’t have a video collection or toys.What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
Why is this magazine all wrinkly?
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I recently found out that there has been an explosion in the number of people buying VHS tapes of movies. It seems to be the trendy, Hipster thing to do. I don’t understand this very much, although I get that the box art and nostalgia of VHS is cool, the quality is total dog dick.
At least the people who collect Vinyl have an argument that the sound quality is unique, but VHS? Yeah, it’s unique, so is seeing art through severe cataracts.
This made me wonder, what else do people want to relive, or experience for the first time? Does anyone collect old porno magazines that multiple guys/girls have spooged over?
1. Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
2. Would you/do you collect them?
3. Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
4. Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
5. Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
6. What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
My go to is reading lit stories. Porn is sub-standard to my imagination coupled with words
Goddamned elitist!now I have a car and I can ride up there in the comfort of my vehicle whilst listening to music.
Thatcwould be a resounding no. The porn mags I did see scared the crap out of me. My brothers were fond of a magazine called "Swank". Tasteful Playboy, it was not. It was pretty hardcore, and I could not imagine ever wanting to do anything in those pages. I can say now, looking back, that it definitely contributed to my general suspicion of men.Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
Would you/do you collect them?
I prefer my smut in story form. I have a small collection of out if print books from my favorite authors.Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Yes, absolutely. I think the history of sex and how attitudes have changed, and toys have developed, is fascinating. I went to one in Vegas, though upon perusal of the premises, I think call itself a museum was rather generous.Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Yes, though not a porn pic. I prefer the bespoke variety. Porn doesn't do it for me. I'm not the audience they're targeting. However, a video or pic from my amigovio, and my head goes into the space of where we were, or what we were doing while chatting/camming, and, girl, get a bucket, it's a 5 alarm fire in my pants!Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
Probably my trashy novel collection. Toys break, mass aren't my thing, but smut written by history professors? Yes, please!What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?
I have good memories of porn magazines, and I do enjoy pornographic images, but the siren song of the video and gif are too strong these days.Would you/do you have nostalgia for a good porn magazine?
I had a subscription to Playboy when I was in college. Thats the closest thing I have ever had to a collection.Would you/do you collect them?
Not really. We have some vintage sculptures/art around the house that’s semi-nude, but that’s about it.Do you collect any type of sexual vintage nostalgia-type thing? Dildos from around the world, ancient buttplugs of Egypt, anything like that?
Meh. Not really my thing. Unless there are women dressed up in Victorian era costumes demonstrating. Wait, no. Still no. [looks around nervously]Would you be interested in visiting a museum of sex toys? Have you (I’m sure they exist)?
Oh sure. Obviously it depends on the subject matter, but I can still get it.Can you turn off the internet, look at a sexy pic and Jack/Jill yourself to orgasm, or are those days over?
“Back massager” from the 90s, sculpture from the 60s.What is the oldest sex thing (device, magazine, movie, etc.) you own?