Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Cream

Boston, caramel, chocolate or coconut?

 

[morelikeasong]

No one loves mushy pie. Sticky? Yes. Creamy? Yes. Messy? Absolutley. But mushy…never.

I don’t know… shepherd’s pie is pretty mushy. Love it.

 

[Amanda330]

No one loves mushy pie. Sticky? Yes. Creamy? Yes. Messy? Absolutley. But mushy…never.

I love a really juicy pie. Mmmm.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I LOVE sweet caramel apple empanadas

They’re good. But regular apple pie is better. The crust to filling ratio is off for sweet hand pies.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Umm... Do you remember your circumcision?? That's concerning.

Sure. It was last Tuesday.
I bought the DIY kit on Amazon.

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.

Why? It looks like it would be a delicious new way to eat hot dogs …

I bet @OrdinaryPerson would agree

 

[dawn_of_night]

Filetting!!

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I can't wait to have hotdog bacon!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don’t know… shepherd’s pie is pretty mushy. Love it.

Oh shush with your practicality when I’m flirting

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why? It looks like it would be a delicious new way to eat hot dogs …

I bet @OrdinaryPerson would agree

As if she’s not the worst.

 

[Bry1313]

This is the worst thing you’ve ever done.

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[morelikeasong]

Oh shush with your practicality when I’m flirting

Says the guy who made a Boston joke out of my cream pie love

 

[Bry1313]

Why? It looks like it would be a delicious new way to eat hot dogs …

I bet @OrdinaryPerson would agree

I do not want her seeing that video, no thank you

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don't really love mushy pie... Which is why berry pie is a fave. There's still a bit of texture to it. Imo.

Though, I'll definitely eat some cherry pie if that's all there is.

Still unsure if an entendre exists

Cream

Obviously!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Filetting!!

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[crazychemgirl]

Oh shush with your practicality when I’m flirting

That was flirting … talking about mushy pies?


I don’t know that I’d be turned on if a guy said to me,

“Oh baby … yeah I wanna eat your mushy pie”

In no way is that making me moist.

 

[crazychemgirl]

As if she’s not the worst.

Everyone in this thread is fully aware of who the worst is … and it’s not @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Bry1313]

I love going huckleberry picking in the mountains!

https://media1.tenor.com/m/3X9qEOFD5iQAAAAC/tombstone-huckleberry.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I do not want her seeing that video, no thank you

I need to send it to her directly.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Says the guy who made a Boston joke out of my cream pie love

I never claimed to be consistent!

 

[morelikeasong]

Filetting!!

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This actually looks pretty good. I’d definitely try it

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Oh shush with your practicality when I’m flirting

Wow. I thought I was bad at this...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That was flirting … talking about mushy pies?


I don’t know that I’d be turned on if a guy said to me,

“Oh baby … yeah I wanna eat your mushy pie”

In no way is that making me moist.

Well that’s why I don’t flirt with you

 

[crazychemgirl]

This actually looks pretty good. I’d definitely try it

Right?!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well that’s why I don’t flirt with you

Well … not if you’re gonna call me a mushy pie you’re not.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes, those pies too

Wtf is the difference?