Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m going to check prices right fucking now

Worth it.
100% worth it

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

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Happy Pride Month and a very Fuck Chick-Fil-A to you all!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I think about this every time I’m behind a log truck

I think about the water bottle under the brakes thing all the time. My mom always had water bottles rolling around her car floor

She might want some too…

Just sayin’

Right?! My tits, MY bacon!

I like to be prepared. I might be a little OCD lol. If I knew when...I think I'd have all my affairs in order, planned my own funeral, and prepared everyone for what was going to happen and said my goodbyes. Sounds creepy, but comforting.

That, plus I’d need to get rid of my sex toys for when my belongings are cleared out, and I’d have to find a way to get to Manchester, despite not having a valid passport…yet

I can see it now… my brain racing… what would CCG say? And I’d spout off something weird like… you… you are an… exothermic snatch!

Then spend the next two months wondering what is wrong with me.

Orrrrr…they’d spend the rest of their lives wondering what they did to warrant being called an exothermic snatch!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Goddamn it I love you!

I love you more!!!

Oh, I'm totally a witch. Just my version of the word starts with a b instead of a w.

That too. I say witches instead of bitches at home. Just the other night my youngest told me "Mom, I know what you really mean."

 

[LupineOne]

I love you more!!!

Not possible!

That too. I say witches instead of bitches at home. Just the other night my youngest told me "Mom, I know what you really mean."

“….well son of a bitch.”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

“….well son of a witch.”

FIFY

 

[BrendaBear]

“….well son of a bitch.”

That was a favorite phrase of my mother’s when I was growing up (she could very… robust when unhappy). Lets just say, that phrase echoed through the big old house…often.

 

[LupineOne]

FIFY

Yeah no…that would be me, guaranteed with your kids in the conversation.
I’d keep forgetting to change letters, and then immediately after, glancing at you:
“…shit, sorry!”
“…fuck!”
*walks out of room head down*

 

[thordanil]

Morning all

 

[BrendaBear]

Yeah no…that would be me, guaranteed with your kids in the conversation.
I’d keep forgetting to change letters, and then immediately after, glancing at you:
“…shit, sorry!”
“…fuck!”
*walks out of room head down*

Absolutely…

“Fuck! I did it again!”

I hadn’t thought about this in years, but when I was growing up, I never heard my Father swear. But Mom? She could make a truck drive blush.

 

[thordanil]

Absolutely…

“Fuck! I did it again!”

I hadn’t thought about this in years, but when I was growing up, I never heard my Father swear. But Mom? She could make a truck drive blush.

Mine was the opposite, heard my dad swear a lot and my mom hardly ever

 

[crazychemgirl]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

“…shoot, sorry!”
“…fudge!”

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

Is this a coy way of saying I was in your dreams last night?

 

[LupineOne]

Is this a coy way of saying I was in your dreams last night?

*she

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning shenanigang...
Have a great day fuckers

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Ear condoms??

 

[deft]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

Yes. Yes, I have.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Ear condoms??

No more wet willies...

 

[crazychemgirl]

this video from last nights YouTube vortex was super interesting and a bit scary

 

[Bry1313]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

Yeah, and then in the morning I found out……(um forget about it)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, and then in the morning I found out……(um forget about it)

Bonus points for being a woman ….

Also I mean less of a wet dream and more of a dream-gasm where there is no physical evidence in the real world

 

[hotwords229_A]

Bonus points for being a woman ….

Also I mean less of a wet dream and more of a dream-gasm where there is no physical evidence in the real world

But wouldn’t it be better knowing your dream was a real orgasm rather than a sensory memory one?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

have any of you ever had an orgasm in a dream?

All. The. Time.
Unconscious me gets so much more action than awake me.

 

[morelikeasong]

It is absolutely not … but you are braver than me. I will go to eat by myself … see a movie by myself .., but a concert seems above my comfort level.

For me, it’s on par with those. In my early 20s I moved really far away and knew no one. I really like live music. It was either never go to concerts, or go by myself. I figured, fuck it, I’ll just go. I’ve seen some great shows like that. At one I even ended up making out with someone and then going on a couple dates with him .

With the music my wife likes that I don't, it's easier for her to find friends to go with, which makes me feel better just for her safety.

This is my husband’s view. He really wanted me to get my SIL to go with me for my safety. But I guess I’m just not that concerned about it? I’ve never felt unsafe at a show.