Sex & Shenanigans

[Jaws82]

This is as close as you can get to baileys without your eyes getting wet

Ol Greg!!

 

[MindYaBitness]

What are the names of your boobies? Gregory makes sense. When naming a pussy, you want to come up with somewhat embodies the glory of your puss as a hole. I mean whole. I was lucky. Someone named my puss. And he named it well

Badger & Candy, the names come from mountains that right next to eachother & look like boobs on the horizon

My spouse just calls it "the good place"

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I did not know that about you...her. whatever. I will properly address the cooter next time.

Oh sweet baby. You know you can call my cooter whatever you want

 

[SherlockianMan]

What are the names of your boobies? Gregory makes sense. When naming a pussy, you want to come up with somewhat embodies the glory of your puss as a hole. I mean whole. I was lucky. Someone named my puss. And he named it well

I just assumed it preferred 5 to 7....syllables

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Badger & Candy, the names come from mountains that right next to eachother & look like boobs on the horizon

My spouse just calls it "the good place"

I’ve never named my tits!!! Those are great names. Suitable for great tits

 

[Jaws82]

She’s got two guns. One for each of ya

Wait...people stop at only two??

 

[MindYaBitness]

Ok gang, I gotta go to bed

 

[Jaws82]

Ok gang, I gotta go to bed

Night

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve never named my tits!!! Those are great names. Suitable for great tits

Can we have a naming contest?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok gang, I gotta go to bed

Night!

 

[Mrtenant]

Oh sweet baby. You know you can call my cooter whatever you want

Fuck
That's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a long time. Since yesterday at least. C'mere and get good girl spanks.

 

[Mrtenant]

Ok gang, I gotta go to bed

Gnite

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, I don't need a trade. If a lady asks, I'm happy to share. . Not that she has asked, haha, I'm just sayin.

I’ve never heard that offer before, very generous of you

 

[Bry1313]

Good god. I hope CCG doesn’t see this tomorrow and use it as an excuse

I haven’t been on the conversation, you all should be safe

 

[Bry1313]

Uh, CCG, what about OP?

@OrdinaryPerson would handle it all with panache while asking for men to post dicks

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve been there and in the past have purposely downplayed my appearance to avoid unwanted attention or to be taken more seriously. It was sad and ridiculous.

Ok, I won’t tell anyone you are hot.

 

[Bry1313]

She’s got two guns. One for each of ya

I’m your huckleberry

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My box is open and friendly

You were my first friendly vag friend! I do have an idea for newww pics when I feel better though!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yeah I mean- I’m not just gonna take em Willy nilly while I’m litting. Like I can’t shave Haiku every day, but she will not make public appearances with stubble. I think she a Leo. Haiku is my pussy in case you’re wondering

My boobs have names, never thought to name my lady bits. Is it one name for the whole kit-n-caboodle? One for each lip & the clit? I mean, the spot is obviously Gregory, but everything else is quite ambiguous. Please advise

What are the names of your boobies? Gregory makes sense. When naming a pussy, you want to come up with somewhat embodies the glory of your puss as a hole. I mean whole. I was lucky. Someone named my puss. And he named it well

Going backwards from the most recent page here, but damn, now I want cool names for little kitty, clitty and titties!

Open (no pun intended) to suggestions from those who are acquainted with them

 

[thordanil]

Looks like I missed the naming game after I passed out. Hope everyone had fun and came up with great names.

 

[Bbl87]

Going backwards from the most recent page here, but damn, now I want cool names for little kitty, clitty and titties!

Open (no pun intended) to suggestions from those who are acquainted with them

I apparently missed out on tha name game as well.

I like when nicknames happen organically, so when someone comes up with a good one for my little guy, I'll run with it.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

What's the exchange rate on that?

Yes.
(LOL marvel at my negotiating skills!)

I mean, I have a whole album of dick pics queued up...

Might even have a gif or two...

The current exchange rate is that finale gif

I’ve got a few vag pics in the queue myself. People think that’s weird. But you never know who might want to see it. You know the drill. Show me yours and I’ll show you mine

Same, except my queued pics are usually from 1-3 nights before, when I was probably feeling better and getting frisky on Skype, and finally get around to posting days later

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Last night was good.
This morning I'm a little bit hungover for church.
I hope the organist is quiet this morning.

 

[Bbl87]

The current exchange rate is that finale gif

Thats some rare company to see that. It definitely does exist though.

Realistically, though, I like to share those with the person who is/was the inspiration for it. Seems fitting. Though that's usually not just a gif because people like sound.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's the #1 thing I'm asked when people find out I'm in Real Estate, have I ever banged a client in an open house, etc. The answer is no, I'm very, very professional at work & dress like a nun!

I enjoy porn, but it is ruing everything for sure.