Sex & Shenanigans

[PlanetaryNebula]

I love you, Brenda

I second this

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

They should have aspca commercial for all the shoes we abandon each year. Well. I don’t abandon them. I can’t let them go. I will never wear my 3 inch bcbg stilettos again. But I’ll be damned if I’m gonna throw them out

I want a fashion show!

 

[Jaws82]

They should have aspca commercial for all the shoes we abandon each year. Well. I don’t abandon them. I can’t let them go. I will never wear my 3 inch bcbg stilettos again. But I’ll be damned if I’m gonna throw them out

Stilettos....go on

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Is that why we’re friends?

This is for you @SalaciousMonkey22

It’s only 42 seconds long!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I want a fashion show!

I would have to be lying on my back with my legs in the air

 

[Jaws82]

I would have to be lying on my back with my legs in the air

You've already sold it.. no need to convince us further

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Stilettos....go on

To where? To whom?!
I broke my foot in those bitches trying to give a piggy back ride to my 225lb male friend. They just haven’t fit the same since. Although I can get them on my feet again and stand in them long enough for lit pics

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I would have to be lying on my back with my legs in the air

And the problem is?

 

[Jaws82]

To where? To whom?!
I broke my foot in those bitches trying to give a piggy back ride to my 225lb male friend. They just haven’t fit the same since. Although I can get them on my feet again and stand in them long enough for lit pics

So now you have to pose on your bed..legs up..looking good...seductive..

How awful for us

 

[Amanda330]

To where? To whom?!
I broke my foot in those bitches trying to give a piggy back ride to my 225lb male friend. They just haven’t fit the same since. Although I can get them on my feet again and stand in them long enough for lit pics

Is there a better reason to wear stilettos?? Lol. We thank you for your generosity...

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I'm requesting. I'm also curious. Lol. I'll send you mine if you want to trade.

Curious no more!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

To where? To whom?!
I broke my foot in those bitches trying to give a piggy back ride to my 225lb male friend. They just haven’t fit the same since. Although I can get them on my feet again and stand in them long enough for lit pics

I gave a piggyback ride to a random, possibly unhoused women, down Sunset Blvd after the Lakers Beat the Celtics in 2009. But I wasn’t wearing heels. And don’t break a foot. But we did get locked into a bar by SWAT later.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I would have to be lying on my back with my legs in the air

I think I speak for everyone when I say we would be fine with that.

 

[Amanda330]

Curious no more!

I think @Indie was onto something with the friendly vag thing...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

And the problem is?

There would be no strutting the cat walk.
Do you know what I mean? Cuz I do my little turn on the cat walk. You know what? I think I’m too sexy for my shoes

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Curious no more!

I’ll also send you mine if you send me yours

 

[MindYaBitness]

You’ve never sent me friendly vag……just saying

Here's the deal, one must have a friendly vag to exchange in order to receive friendly vag in return. You both are sporting pogo-sticks which are abundant & don't have the same exchange rate as friendly vag. Sorry, I don't make the rules

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Here's the deal, one must have a friendly vag to exchange in order to receive friendly in return. You both are sporting pogo-sticks which are abundant & don't have the same exchange rate as friendly vag. Sorry, I don't make the rules

it is. Ask @OrdinaryPerson she’s president of the vag club

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There would be no strutting the cat walk.
Do you know what I mean? Cuz I do my little turn on the cat walk. You know what? I think I’m too sexy for my shoes

I see the problem now. Okay, you lie down stillettos in the air. And I’ll strut around sexily.

 

[MindYaBitness]

it is. Ask @OrdinaryPerson she’s president of the vag club

she should post a vag to dick currency exchange rate

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I think I speak for everyone when I say we would be fine with that.

Well maybe one night this week I’ll spit shine my stilettos and point my toes to Jesus for ya

 

[Amanda330]

There would be no strutting the cat walk.
Do you know what I mean? Cuz I do my little turn on the cat walk. You know what? I think I’m too sexy for my shoes

This you?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I see the problem now. Okay, you lie down stillettos in the air. And I’ll strut around sexily.

In can't see strut and not think of Mick Jagger
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZWJhcWM1ZnZ3azgzYWdndGU3cmFiNHg2Y2UzNmdnajg1aHZ6ODk3MyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3oxHQjSEfrLyGs4qKk/giphy.gif

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

she should post a vag to dick currency exchange rate

I would fuck up the DickVag federal mint. Because I’d be passing out pussy pics for dave and busters dollars. Although. I have quite a few dicks in stocks and bonds already

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This you?

Sigh. Yep that’s me. I didn’t know my video was still on youtube