Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

By the face and in the face are not the same thing though.

Thank you... Such a valid point.

 

[morelikeasong]

Good thing I already celebrated...

Feel free to share details, in the spirit of the holiday

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like buttah.

 

[Amanda330]

Feel free to share details, in the spirit of the holiday

It was Ms. Amanda in her bedroom with a purple dildo...

 

[UnquietDreams]

They would be sideways. Would you like me to come over?

Yes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this why dessert came before dinner when I got home?

That’s an adorable name for your lady bits

 

[lavendersilk]

It was Ms. Amanda in her bedroom with a purple dildo...

I like this version of Clue better.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was Ms. Amanda in her bedroom with a purple dildo...

And here I thought I didn’t like Clue anymore

 

[Amanda330]

I like this version of Clue better.

And here I thought I didn’t like Clue anymore

Board games don't have to be boring... Lol

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes

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[morelikeasong]

There’s still time!

If I head to bed by myself tonight I will absolutely have a little celebration

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Board games don't have to be boring... Lol

I almost bought a game store. Just saying

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I head to bed by myself tonight I will absolutely have a little celebration

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[morelikeasong]

Board games don't have to be boring... Lol

I’d argue that they rarely are… but I don’t want to argue about board games when we could be talking about your dildo

 

[Bbl87]

If I head to bed by myself tonight I will absolutely have a little celebration

You deserve to never go to bed alone, IJS.

 

[Amanda330]

I almost bought a game store. Just saying

I know, Monkey...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’d argue that they rarely are… but I don’t want to argue about board games when we could be talking about your dildo

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[Bbl87]

I’d argue that they rarely are… but I don’t want to argue about board games when we could be talking about your dildo

I mean, that does seem to be a much more important topic...

 

[Amanda330]

I’d argue that they rarely are… but I don’t want to argue about board games when we could be talking about your dildo

What would you like to know about it?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Did you know about today’s holiday??? I didn’t until I got a sex toy sale email

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Damn, I have to work on National Masturbation Day?!?

 

[morelikeasong]

What would you like to know about it?

I’m assuming it’s silicone since you said it’s purple… Is it just a dildo, or is it a vibrator? A rabbit? Do you like it?

 

[lavendersilk]

I’m assuming it’s silicone since you said it’s purple… Is it just a dildo, or is it a vibrator? A rabbit? Do you like it?

Mlas, asking the important questions.

 

[morelikeasong]

Damn, I have to work on National Masturbation Day?!?

Want me to speak to your boss?

 

[Bbl87]

What would you like to know about it?

I’m assuming it’s silicone since you said it’s purple… Is it just a dildo, or is it a vibrator? A rabbit? Do you like it?

I mean, all valid questions. I'm personally more interested in a detailed description of its use. For science. And knowledge.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Want me to speak to your boss?

I have far more important things on my list of things I'd like for you to do for me...