Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank goodness. I thought we were on the verge of our first disagreement.

Never.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Scissoring sphere?

But what if you're not scissoring? Some of us have short legs and stuff.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You're not wrong

They’re @Indie sized

 

[crazychemgirl]

But what if you're not scissoring? Some of us have short legs and stuff.

But make up for it with long monkey arms

 

[Amanda330]

But what if you're not scissoring? Some of us have short legs and stuff.

Can ladies with short legs not scissor? We should try it out.

For science.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I have only tried In-N-Out twice. Both times, the “meal” was inedible. I was super hungry too.

I think I cried.

Even the burger? An animal style cheeseburger or double double has never disappointed me ever.

 

[Lmizzler]

So you admit everything is sweater

Do not!!!!

I repeat….

DO NOT fall for this!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can ladies with short legs not scissor? We should try it out.

For science.

We will have to pair off by leg length

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

But make up for it with long monkey arms

Hey!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do not!!!!

I repeat….

DO NOT fall for this!

When I die, or retire from Lit, I really hope my one legacy is that I got you all to call everything a sweater

 

[BrendaBear]

Even the burger? An animal style cheeseburger or double double has never disappointed me ever.

Especially the burger. I am not a foody, but I do eat a lot of hamburger. And I really did choose starvation over eating that stuff.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

A hoodie = a sweater with a hood and a kanga pocket
A zip hoodie = a sweater with a hood and a zipper
A sweatshirt = a cree neck sweater with no kanga pocket
A sweater = a more formal sweater with no kanga pocket

Wrong lol

 

[crazychemgirl]

Do not!!!!

I repeat….

DO NOT fall for this!

Did you not like my descriptions? (And subsequent photo description)

 

[Lmizzler]

Can ladies with short legs not scissor? We should try it out.

For science.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can ladies with short legs not scissor? We should try it out.

For science.

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[Amanda330]

We will have to pair off by leg length

I'm confused as to the effect leg length has on scissoring... I feel like you'd just scooch your pussy closer if you were short?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Wrong lol

How is this wrong?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm confused as to the effect leg length has on scissoring... I feel like you'd just scooch your pussy closer if you were short?

Scissoring is overrated anyway… it’s much easier to lay face to pussy … that way there’s no two people who are just face to face.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm confused as to the effect leg length has on scissoring... I feel like you'd just scooch your pussy closer if you were short?

But I don't want to be sucking toes

 

[Lmizzler]

When I die, or retire from Lit, I really hope my one legacy is that I got you all to call everything a sweater

Then I will gift you a sweatshirt or bury you in a hoodie

 

[morelikeasong]

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Scissoring is overrated anyway… it’s much easier to lay face to pussy … that way there’s no two people who are just face to face.

Spoken like someone who has experience. The rest of us would all lay down and then have to get up again and rearrange

 

[Otis_Ravelli]

Oh, that's easy. That's a pushmi-pullyu.

I don't normally do this but that was comedy gold and you're sleeping on it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Guys … I have a serious problem.

It’s out of my control.


I’m afraid it’s going to end up in disaster.



I feel like I can share here … maybe someone will understand.


I’m addicted… to dill pickle hummus

 

[Amanda330]

But I don't want to be sucking toes

Have you seen women scissor? Lol. I've never seen that happen... I mean, unless they have a foot fetish or something? Haha