Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[MindYaBitness]

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I found @Lord Pmann facebook

"If the bottle don't fit, you must acquit" -Catsup Cochrane

 

[aussiegeekygal]

DUH!

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And then suddenly the blow back ricochets forcefully into your poor exposed eyeballs. This is why we must don appropriate PPE, friends

 

[Wand3rlust]

is it proper etiquette to offer goggles or safety glasses at a bukakke party? afaf

Dunno. Did you think you needed them last time?

 

[base10]

is it proper etiquette to offer goggles or safety glasses at a bukakke party? afaf

That would really ruin the fun. No, splash zone for everyone

 

[Wand3rlust]

that bank shot off your titties nearly brushed my eyelashes girl. Them are some treacherous curves youre workin with

You speak truth... but you have no idea...

 

[base10]

You speak truth... but you have no idea...

sexy sexy

 

[aussiegeekygal]

is it proper etiquette to offer goggles or safety glasses at a bukakke party? afaf

Full face shields and insemination gloves

 

[base10]

Full face shields and insemination gloves

I like the vibes of that

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Okay, so I went to Reddit to see how odd their sex stories are... And they're kind of hilarious and delightful

Weirdest Thing Your Partner Has Asked For During Sex

 

[hotwords229_A]

Okay, so I went to Reddit to see how odd their sex stories are... And they're kind of hilarious and delightful

Weirdest Thing Your Partner Has Asked For During Sex

I like the one that wanted their partners naked body covered in caramel.

Who has that much caramel lying around?!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I like the one that wanted their partners naked body covered in caramel.

Who has that much caramel lying around?!

I think I could get pretty close

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Okay, so I went to Reddit to see how odd their sex stories are... And they're kind of hilarious and delightful

Weirdest Thing Your Partner Has Asked For During Sex

I like the one that wanted their partners naked body covered in caramel.

Who has that much caramel lying around?!

I think I could get pretty close

I think I could get close on the caramel as well. But I’m not into that during sex. It’s sticky in a not fun way for me.

My favorite in that Reddit was the girl who wanted to figure out if she was bi by licking a guy’s butthole. It makes zero sense and I laughed out loud

 

[hotwords229_A]

My favorite in that Reddit was the girl who wanted to figure out if she was bi by licking a guy’s butthole. It makes zero sense and I laughed out loud

Wow! I didn’t see that one.
Maybe she was trying to figure out if he was bi by doing a taste test?

 

[Lord Pmann]

My favorite in that Reddit was the girl who wanted to figure out if she was bi by licking a guy’s butthole. It makes zero sense and I laughed out loud

I’d be willing to help her find out her true self.

 

[Bbl87]

Full face shields and insemination gloves

I feel like a face shield would kinda defeat the purpose for the recipient(s), but maybe for everybody else?

I think I could get close on the caramel as well. But I’m not into that during sex. It’s sticky in a not fun way for me.

Ya, caramel is a no go for me there. Whipped cream, I'm all for. Maybe even a little chocolate syrup. But caramel is just going to be a sticky mess. My wife is a no for any if it, which is unfortunate. But probably good for my blood sugar I suppose.

 

[hotwords229_A]

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If they were running in a sea of caramel I’m jumping in.
I don’t care!

 

[Apisto42]

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If they were running in a sea of caramel I’m jumping in.
I don’t care!

That’s my new favorite beach.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

I've had the partner with a non-con fetish. That reddit post is almost word-for-word her desire.

I wasn't comfortable with it at all, not because I wasn't down for whatever, but because I didn't trust her enough to think of it as anything but a trap.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I've had the partner with a non-con fetish. That reddit post is almost word-for-word her desire.

I wasn't comfortable with it at all, not because I wasn't down for whatever, but because I didn't trust her enough to think of it as anything but a trap.

Does she have an email or a Skype?

You know, so I can verify this story…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Does she have an email or a Skype?

You know, so I can verify this story…

It would be hotter if you already knew this

 

[Apisto42]

It would be hotter if you already knew this

It’s cute how you’re always flirting with @Lord Pmann

 

[Lord Pmann]

It would be hotter if you already knew this

I might. Thats why I need to see her Skype handle.

It’s cute how you’re always flirting with @Lord Pmann

She wants me. Any fool can see it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I might. Thats why I need to see her Skype handle.

I meant you knowing her handle.
But you just somehow made it hotter. Bahaha

Oh, to get a peek into your chat history

 

[Lord Pmann]

I meant you knowing her handle.
But you just somehow made it hotter. Bahaha

Oh, to get a peek into your chat history

My chat history…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I’d be willing to help her find out her true self.

You’re such a giver.

Ya, caramel is a no go for me there. Whipped cream, I'm all for. Maybe even a little chocolate syrup. But caramel is just going to be a sticky mess. My wife is a no for any if it, which is unfortunate. But probably good for my blood sugar I suppose.

I’d prefer not to bring food into sex as I’ve tried it and don’t find it exciting enough to deal with the sticky aspects, but if a partner really wanted to try it? Sure, I’ll do the whip cream bikini or hot fudge syrup

As long as we get to move it to the shower right after