Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[Apisto42]

I expected a few possible comebacks from you on this.

I did not see this one cumming.

I thought of a few, but this was the most outrageous.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I thought of a few, but this was the most outrageous.

I expected, “My mom is dead.”

To which I was gonna reply, “Yeah. We gave a new meaning to the term boning.”

But you took it to a new level.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

How did you like sliding into my sloppy seconds?

I’m not sure if that’s joke about your mom or the sheep…but, no, just NO

 

[Lord Pmann]

I’m not sure if that’s joke about your mom or the sheep…but, no, just NO

A little of this. A little of that.

 

[Apisto42]

I expected, “My mom is dead.”

To which I was gonna reply, “Yeah. We gave a new meaning to the term boning.”

But you took it to a new level.

Yeah, that usually trumps the mom jokes. It is lit after all, the incest category still leads all others combined I think.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Yeah, that usually trumps the mom jokes. It is lit after all, the incest category still leads all others combined I think.

That’s an impressive fact. I did not know this.

 

[Apisto42]

I just checked. Incest is still the leader by about 20,000 stories posts, but loving wives is around 44,600.

Bunch of fucking incestious wife sharing perverts.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I just checked. Incest is still the leader by about 20,000 stories posts, but loving wives is around 44,600.

Bunch of fucking incestious wife sharing perverts.

Neither of those are my kinks.

I’m truly unique and special in my kinks. Just like your mom said.

 

[Apisto42]

She is a kinky ho. Paid my college off though. So what you going to do?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

She is a kinky ho. Paid my college off though. So what you going to do?

Fuck her

Duh

 

[JillPaula]

I think we can all agree shopvacs and pony play are at least a lit bit weird even for lit standards.

Lit has weirdness standards? Hmmm.... I'll have to give that some serious thought. I must be missing something.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Did I mention sex in sacred spaces? Anyone?

 

[hotwords229_A]

Did I mention sex in sacred spaces? Anyone?

Like in the butt?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Like in the butt?

Please go on…

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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[Lord Pmann]

please share your thoughts, especially if they are kinky and taboo. If they are naughty enough Pmann will probably name his next pony after you.

I’m pretty tame. Everyone thinks because a guy fucks a vacuum that he’s kinky. I assure you, that was out of necessity.

People think im way kinkier than I am. I’m mild on this site.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I don't think Hazel Hayes is a good name for a pony.

Lottie Dawes maybe.

*Inserts horse hair tail buttplug firmly into your rectum*

Neigh- name fits just fine

 

[Lord Pmann]

Don't stirrup trouble

Be still my oversized, thoroughbred heart.

 

[Lord Pmann]

*Inserts horse hair tail buttplug firmly into your rectum*

I brought this up the other day regarding foxtail butt plugs…

But what if a horse decided he or she wanted to wear a horse hair tail butt plug.

It’s like Inception.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Stow away the saddles, boys...tonight we ride bareback

This young hazel eyed lady might have us all champing at the bit.

 

[Taegul]

I brought this up the other day regarding foxtail butt plugs…

But what if a horse decided he or she wanted to wear a horse hair tail butt plug.

It’s like Inception.

Just poking my head in here for the first time in a while and of course it's all about horses.

What else did I expect?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7547811c0d62e4efab37a31e15329d00/tenor.gif?itemid=11913876

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Just poking my head in here for the first time in a while and of course it's all about horses.

What else did I expect?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/7547811c0d62e4efab37a31e15329d00/tenor.gif?itemid=11913876

Dude, no offense or kink shaming; you fuck kinda weird

 

[Taegul]

Dude, no offense or kink shaming; you fuck kinda weird

Well, my shoulder's definitely fucked...

 

[crazychemgirl]

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I found @Lord Pmann facebook

 

[Taegul]

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I found @Lord Pmann facebook

DUH!

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