Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

[SassySheDevil]

My question is: once you’ve doused your nuts in honey, maple syrup or cinnamon rolls, then what?
Are you doing this just before a shower? Or at the Cinnabon at the mall? Where is the appropriate setting to see if your balls have a sense of taste?

Afterwards. Freshly dipped balls must do helicopters on video.
But I'd suggest at home. More comfortable.

 

[hotwords229_A]

When you have a partner around who wants to lick it off?

I should have figured that one out myself.

Afterwards. Freshly dipped balls must do helicopters on video.
But I'd suggest at home. More comfortable.

There’s going to be honey everywhere!

 

[Photog1rl]

There’s going to be honey everywhere!

I could help you with that.

 

[Jaws82]

I could help you with that.

Just take all the time you need

 

[SassySheDevil]

There’s going to be honey everywhere!

Worth it!

 

[Taegul]

Alright women of Lit, which do you prefer?

Traditional teddy bear?

https://thumb-p6.xhcdn.com/a/6n6IinaTY9m35HZAqWS4-Q/000/437/156/556_1000.gif

Inflatables?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/076b088777797f28608640881aa351ac/tumblr_nnx61mI8gn1scahwwo8_250.gif

Or Panda Poundtown?

https://zmut.com/uploads/pins/2018/07/91c8d6d7385a14a16eb6eded88ee09fb_213124562201380542.gif

I know. It's hard to choose, right?

 

[XxxEtan]

My question is: once you’ve doused your nuts in honey, maple syrup or cinnamon rolls, then what?
Are you doing this just before a shower? Or at the Cinnabon at the mall? Where is the appropriate setting to see if your balls have a sense of taste?

Fun fact, your balls have taste receptors/buds.. Google it.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Fun fact, your balls have taste receptors/buds.. Google it.

Prove. It.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Alright women of Lit, which do you prefer?

Traditional teddy bear?

https://thumb-p6.xhcdn.com/a/6n6IinaTY9m35HZAqWS4-Q/000/437/156/556_1000.gif

Inflatables?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/076b088777797f28608640881aa351ac/tumblr_nnx61mI8gn1scahwwo8_250.gif

Or Panda Poundtown?

https://zmut.com/uploads/pins/2018/07/91c8d6d7385a14a16eb6eded88ee09fb_213124562201380542.gif

I know. It's hard to choose, right?

Definitely the teddy bear
It tickles

 

[XxxEtan]

Prove. It.

I'd be happy to do a bit of a controlled experiment.. You know. For science.

 

[Apisto42]

Prove. It.

I’m on it…

https://ibb.co/88D9dVQ

 

[Lord Pmann]

My balls have never tasted pussy while I'm having sex.

That one time I had sex.

 

[Apisto42]

My balls have never tasted pussy while I'm having sex.

That one time I had sex.

Well, was the ewe in heat? If not, she was probably pretty dry.

 

[Baldo_bearded]

My balls don't taste my coffee when I warm them up in there. But later they smell like it.

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

I don't want my balls to "taste" the inside of my waders or really any of the other places I happen to stow them.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well, was the ewe in heat? If not, she was probably pretty dry.

I thought he liked mares and fillies?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Well, was the ewe in heat? If not, she was probably pretty dry.

Your mom liked silicone lube.

*hi five*

 

[Wand3rlust]

he is an equal opportunity pervert

That is the best kind of pervert.

No one likes a perverted bigot.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m on it…

https://ibb.co/88D9dVQ

I see wasabi?
Bold

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I think the scientist who came up with this theory was a woman with a yeast infection problem trying to pass it on as cottage cheese ....

Dude ...

You brought this on yourself

 

[Baldo_bearded]

Waste not, want not.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I am not clicking that!! I mean I want to but I am a bit frightened which is hard for me to admit.

It's a journal article

 

[Tir_an_Beithioch]

Dude ...

You brought this on yourself

Oh, she was baking her own bread alright.

 

[Apisto42]

Your mom liked silicone lube.

*hi five*

How did you like sliding into my sloppy seconds?

 

[Lord Pmann]

How did you like sliding into my sloppy seconds?

I expected a few possible comebacks from you on this.

I did not see this one cumming.