Siren songs and helicockters

[hotoldrguy]

Awww…warms my…heart(? ) to log back in after some time off and see new dick tricks. Appreciate the tags too!

I made sure not to poof it on you

 

[morelikeasong]

Anyone around?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Wriggle]

Anyone around?

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Have you got gifts to share?

 

[morelikeasong]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

 

[lavendersilk]

Stay sexy, everyone

I don't have words. Thank you for celebrating with us. So... my birthday is coming up FYI.

 

[Lmizzler]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

Congrats on the milestone!!!

And didn’t you say you were going to do another celebratory gif for every post from here on out now?!?!?!

 

[morelikeasong]

I don't have words. Thank you for celebrating with us. So... my birthday is coming up FYI.

I’ll make sure to give you a very good gift

 

[Mr_bogey]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

Toro, toro.

Edited to add congrats on 5000. Forgive me for forgetting but I got a bit distracted.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

I just made it to Virginia. Virginia is for Lovers. And then I see this gif. Coincidence? I think not.



Congrats on 5k. And thanks for letting us celebrate with you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Stay sexy, everyone

Hypnotic!

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[hotoldrguy]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

Holy Moly!! That is soooo damn hot!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

Is this gonna be part of your cult’s recruitment package? Or their official ceremonies? I mean either way…home run

 

[morelikeasong]

Is this gonna be part of your cult’s recruitment package? Or their official ceremonies? I mean either way…home run

A little clip from the welcome video that members get to view during orientation.
Which just so happens to be conducted here:

I want you to be comfortable while you watch

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A little clip from the welcome video that members get to view during orientation.
Which just so happens to be conducted here:
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I want you to be comfortable while you watch

Hey! I reco….errrr nice couch. Looks comfy. Where’d you get it?

 

[__Nathan1968]

A little clip from the welcome video that members get to view during orientation.
Which just so happens to be conducted here:
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I want you to be comfortable while you watch

 

[morelikeasong]

Hey! I reco….errrr nice couch. Looks comfy. Where’d you get it?

A local small business closed up and sold their inventory. The ad said it was in an “art studio.” They asked if I was interested in any other leather but when I asked if there was a matching arm chair they seemed confused

 

[hotwords229_A]

Post #5000

Stay sexy, everyone

Please make a LOT of posts in the next few weeks.

I’m very anxious to see what happens when you get to post #10,000!

 

[morelikeasong]

Please make a LOT of posts in the next few weeks.

I’m very anxious to see what happens when you get to post #10,000!

Few WEEKS?? It took me 8 months to get here! Lol

But I do have an idea or two cooking for 10k

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Few WEEKS?? It took me 8 months to get here! Lol

But I do have an idea or two cooking for 10k

Gotta get on my level MLAS

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Few WEEKS?? It took me 8 months to get here! Lol

But I do have an idea or two cooking for 10k

What are your ideas? Maybe we could do a collaboration if you’re fast enough

 

[morelikeasong]

What are your ideas? Maybe we could do a collaboration if you’re fast enough

Oh, Monkey, I fear your sweet innocent self would run the opposite direction if I told you what I was thinking

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, Monkey, I fear your sweet innocent self would run the opposite direction if I told you what I was thinking

Well….probably…I mean…yes…but still. Now I’m curious. Does it involve disposing of any bodies?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, Monkey, I fear your sweet innocent self would run the opposite direction if I told you what I was thinking

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[morelikeasong]

Well….probably…I mean…yes…but still. Now I’m curious. Does it involve disposing of any bodies?

Oh goodness, no, NMK. On the sexy - scary spectrum, what I’m thinking of is on the opposite end.