Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Samesies!

*does the math* I still don't know how old you are...

I’ve TOLD you how old I am.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve TOLD you how old I am.

Have you told me?

 

[Vitriolhack]

We had no prom.

They do now. But didn't when I was in school.

With no prom, how do teens loose their virginity then?

 

[Amanda330]

Duh. But I like comedic reinforcement.
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Mhmm.

Obviously, I knew you were kidding. I was committed to the bit.

I'm glad I don't have to die now.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just because you guys don’t have the EXPERIENCE of freaks … doesn’t mean you aren’t truly in your hearts … the freakiest of freaks.

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[Otis_Ravelli]

With no prom, how do teens loose their virginity then?

Behind the bike sheds like normal people

 

[crazychemgirl]

Behind the bike sheds like normal people

What is a bike shed?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Mhmm.

Obviously, I knew you were kidding. I was committed to the bit.

I'm glad I don't have to die now.

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One of my favorite two things about you. Alive. And committed to the bit,

 

[Wand3rlust]

With no prom, how do teens loose their virginity then?

Oh they manage. So I've heard.

#pureasthedrivensnow

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is a bike shed?

Erm. A shed... where you put bikes...

 

[Amanda330]

One of my favorite two things about you. Alive. And committed to the bit,

We're basically twins in that way.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Have you told me?

I don’t know, have you asked, I’m not hiding it or nothing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We're basically twins in that way.

People confuse us all the time. It’s really awkward,

 

[Amanda330]

People confuse us all the time. It’s really awkward,

I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time - but you have really great tits...

 

[Bbl87]

I didn’t have my first 3some until after high school …

I'm still waiting on mine.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been meaning to tell you this for a long time - but you have really great tits...

Fucking A. Bout time you said something.

 

[Vitriolhack]

What is a bike shed?

Common thing in Europe not so much in North America.

 

[Amanda330]

Fucking A. Bout time you said something.

I just wanna squeeze em...

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[Vitriolhack]

I didn’t have my first 3some until after high school … but only by a little… I think I was still 18

Also … I did have lots of make-out parties in high school … but no one was having sex

We clearly did not go to the same high school!

 

[Amanda330]

We clearly did not go to the same high school!

Were you thinking you did for some reason?

 

[Vitriolhack]

Were you thinking you did for some reason?

I think she is also Canadian! You never know!

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm still waiting on mine.

Samesies.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Samesies.

Taking volunteers?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just wanna squeeze em...

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You have permanent consent.
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Samesies.

Samsies. *sigh*