Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Bit floppy, but overall workable

I’ve found that floppy dicks aren’t as useful as floppy disks … though I guess now those are pretty useless as well.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

One for three for going to prom or sex after? Or both?

Sex.
I went to three proms because I stayed back a grade between 10 and 11, so I got two 12th grade formals (we don't call it prom in Australia)

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ve found that floppy dicks aren’t as useful as floppy disks … though I guess now those are pretty useless as well.

You mean the 3D printed save icons??

 

[Bbl87]

Did it have a good figure?

I mean, you would know.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

You and all the proms and the sex

It's a lot less impressive when you realize that the 3 proms I got laid after were all with the same girlfriend.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sex.
I went to three proms because I stayed back a grade between 10 and 11, so I got two 12th grade formals (we don't call it prom in Australia)

We don’t call it prom either … it’s just called graduation.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

We don’t call it prom either … it’s just called graduation.

I didn't have a high school graduation.
That's also a very American thing

 

[Bbl87]

Did he link a dick? Finally?

I've linked my dick plenty. Just not for all the world to see.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's a lot less impressive when you realize that the 3 proms I got laid after were all with the same girlfriend.

I mean, laid is laid right? Quality over quantity I always say.

Though I wish I had said it more in my 20s … far too much inadequate dicking occurred.

 

[Amanda330]

Sex.
I went to three proms because I stayed back a grade between 10 and 11, so I got two 12th grade formals (we don't call it prom in Australia)

Well, you bloomed earlier than I did... Lol. So there's that.

I did lots of fooling around but didn't have sex until I was 20.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I went to one prom and my date (who was a friend, not a girlfriend) asked me to go to Rosarito Mexico for the weekend with her best friend and he BF’s boyfriend and I said “no”. It was one of the most pivotal choices of my life.

My date did come out of the closet in college though so…I mean, I’d have been alternate universe Ross, I’m pretty sure. Thats what I tell myself anyway,

 

[Amanda330]

It's a lot less impressive when you realize that the 3 proms I got laid after were all with the same girlfriend.

Why does it mean less if it was with the same girl? Lol.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I went to one prom and my date (who was a friend, not a girlfriend) asked me to go to Rosarito Mexico for the weekend with her best friend and he BF’s boyfriend and I said “no”. It was one of the most pivotal choices of my life.

My date did come out of the closet in college though so…I mean, I’d have been alternate universe Ross, I’m pretty sure. Thats what I tell myself anyway,

You could have had an orgy if you had gone … so maybe alternate universe you is just more sexperienced than you

 

[Bbl87]

I was boring with prom, wasn't sexually active those days. Junior year I did go to prom with the girl who would eventually take my V card, but that wouldn't be for a couple years.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You could have had an orgy if you had gone … so maybe alternate universe you is just more sexperienced than you

You don’t think I haven’t thought of this nearly daily for the last 33 years? *sigh*. It’s okay, I like my current universe life.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Well, you bloomed earlier than I did... Lol. So there's that.

I did lots of fooling around but didn't have sex until I was 20.

(I was 19 in year 12, so not that far at all)

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Why does it mean less if it was with the same girl? Lol.

It doesn't mean less. Just means there's less of a story to tell.
We went to 3 proms together - my junior prom and senior prom and her senior prom. My school had junior and senior proms; hers just had senior prom.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We don’t call it prom either … it’s just called graduation.

What do you call graduation???

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You could have had an orgy if you had gone … so maybe alternate universe you is just more sexperienced than you

Also, shit now that I think about it, I didn’t go to the prom as a junior but I did work at it (leadership club, yeah that was me. Shocking right). And my best friend was there with his girlfriend who was a senior and she got very drunk and asked us to have a three way and I also said “no”.

In my defense my best friend was VERY handsome. It was too intimidating.

No, really. I’m happy with my current life. It’s good. Wouldn’t change a thing.

 

[vagrantx]

I didn't have a high school graduation.
That's also a very American thing

Ditto. My high school graduation was just "ah, neat. that's over. aite, have a good summer folks."

 

[crazychemgirl]

What do you call graduation???

There’s only one “dance” thing in Canada … or at least .., in my hometown … it’s just called grad .. and you dress up .. and dance and then sometimes there’s a sponsored after party …

My hs did a grad at a fancy hotel downtown … I don’t know if there was an after party cuz I wasn’t cool and I didn’t have any friends at my hs. I think my friends and I (the 4 friends I did have) .. just did a small party at my house after..

my hs boyfriend had one at the same place but they did a “dry grad” after party on the top of a mountain and there was food, games, music, a fake casino… it was a good time. All non-alcoholic.

 

[Amanda330]

Also, shit now that I think about it, I didn’t go to the prom as a junior but I did work at it (leadership club, yeah that was me. Shocking right). And my best friend was there with his girlfriend who was a senior and she got very drunk and asked us to have a three way and I also said “no”.

In my defense my best friend was VERY handsome. It was too intimidating.

No, really. I’m happy with my current life. It’s good. Wouldn’t change a thing.

Wow.

I was also in a club like that. But I went to my proms I didn't work them. But I was voted to be president in our leadership club because outwardly I was the most well-behaved and boring person. Lol

 

[vagrantx]

No, really. I’m happy with my current life. It’s good. Wouldn’t change a thing.

What if you had this exact life, but, you also had a pet miniature elephant. Who could speak. Hmm?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Also, shit now that I think about it, I didn’t go to the prom as a junior but I did work at it (leadership club, yeah that was me. Shocking right). And my best friend was there with his girlfriend who was a senior and she got very drunk and asked us to have a three way and I also said “no”.

In my defense my best friend was VERY handsome. It was too intimidating.

No, really. I’m happy with my current life. It’s good. Wouldn’t change a thing.

I went to prom in a minivan carpool and then went a friends house for a sleepover with like ten other people. No one had sex (that I know of). But the hosts parents did get us a jump house the next day . This is why high school kids having threesomes is not something that makes sense to my brain.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow.

I was also in a club like that. But I went to my proms I didn't work them. But I was voted to be president in our leadership club because outwardly I was the most well-behaved and boring person. Lol

How much has outward of you changed? Cause I mean…I seen it now…