Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

Oh in that case, it’s a field of boobs. That release nutritious and life sustaining milk on demand. But only on demand.

Why so demanding? Couldn’t you ask nicely?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why so demanding? Couldn’t you ask nicely?

She said it’s MY fantasy!

 

[__Nathan1968]

She said it’s MY fantasy!

In that case, why aren’t they dispensing a variety of beverages?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In that case, why aren’t they dispensing a variety of beverages?

She said it’s MY fantasy!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I, for one don’t want to be anywhere around when Monkey and his self-serving fantasy allows his entire field of boobs to develop mastitis.

 

[MissLabelled]

@SalaciousMonkey22

Got milk?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@SalaciousMonkey22

Got milk?

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[crazychemgirl]

@SalaciousMonkey22

Got milk?

I love you.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Let’s face it. It’s a silly fantasy. Imagine. A field of boobs. Like such a thing could ever exis…..




Ummm. Nevermind.

 

[MissLabelled]

I love you.

Right back at you

 

[morelikeasong]

Ground wagyu brisket. Medium rare cooked over charcoal. Swiss, sautéed mushrooms, crispy fried shallots, fried egg, lettuce, mayo, ketchup, a few dashes of Tobasco. On a lightly toasted brioche bun.

I know I’m a few pages behind here but you had me until ketchup. You’re going to make a wagyu burger and put ketchup on it?!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I know I’m a few pages behind here but you had me until ketchup. You’re going to make a wagyu burger and put ketchup on it?!

You know what, you are right, Princess. I’m going to take a slice of tomato. Add a little salt and pinch of turbanado sugar, then toss it onto a hot griddle until it cooks down nice and sloppy soft.

 

[morelikeasong]

You know what, you are right, Princess. I’m going to take a slice of tomato. Add a little salt and pinch of turbanado sugar, then toss it onto a hot griddle until it cooks down nice and sloppy soft.

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[Deleted member 6592667]

You know what, you are right, Princess. I’m going to take a slice of tomato. Add a little salt and pinch of turbanado sugar, then toss it onto a hot griddle until it cooks down nice and sloppy soft.

I love love Anya. Not as much as you, though.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

What would be your “grass” … the food that would be heavenly to be sitting in a field of?

I could be a vegetarian if it just meant I could eat nothing but onion rings.

 

[dawn_of_night]

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What would be your “grass” … the food that would be heavenly to be sitting in a field of?

Perogies.... It's a flavorful flouf of love for my mouth....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Some self care pointers for you and yours....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Perogies.... It's a flavorful flouf of love for my mouth....

Aren’t those a form of cock pocket?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Aren’t those a form of cock pocket?

I don't pay attention enough to answer that honestly....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I don't pay attention enough to answer that honestly....

Probably for the best tbh

 

[Amanda330]

Haven’t ya’ll seen enough of my ?

This looks vaguely familiar.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This looks vaguely familiar.

Vaguely? I’m hurt on his behalf. It ls quite memorable.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Probably for the best tbh

I mean.... I assume. That they are similar but I also assume that cock pockets are made to be a meal in itself.
And since perogies are like potato stuffed noodlely heaven holes....
I would rather not associate them with cock pockets.
#heavenholes

 

[dawn_of_night]

Vaguely? I’m hurt on his behalf. It ls quite memorable.

Sure, it's big enough. But it is sooo far away....

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean.... I assume. That they are similar but I also assume that cock pockets are made to be a meal in itself.
And since perogies are like potato stuffed noodlely heaven holes....
I would rather not associate them with cock pockets.
#heavenholes

I’m with you. But also sure someone here can make it weird.