🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Amanda330]

I nominate @Amanda330 for not going along with my 10 days of birthday celebration … let’s see if you get birthday spankings this year.

I nominate you for starting the 10 days of @Mr_bogey birthday celebration... It deserves to be trolled. Lol. I cannot proclaim my love for anyone everyday like that.

Except @SalaciousMonkey22 because he's my bff slut 4 evah.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @Tigobitties98 for butt adventures even if they resulted in the best orgy I’ve been a part of in the past decade

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @morelikeasong for living so far away with her hot fairy self

 

[Amanda330]

I’m in a hotel. It’s Dominican. So no sauce.

So make your own?

Nominated for lacking creativity.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @Bry1313 for his less than 1 second participation in the orgy

 

[InThe312]

So make your own?

Nominated for lacking creativity.

Nominated for not providing a recipe. Who the fuck knows how to make soy sauce?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @LadyLascivious1 for reposting the gas man video that I would have blissfully been unaware of … but I stalk your hot self in random posts and found it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @aussiegeekygal for her future seeing self not warning me to NOT watch the gas man video

 

[Apisto42]

So make your own?

Nominated for lacking creativity.

Hm, I don’t think mango juice and jizz would make a good soy sauce.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I nominate you for starting the 10 days of @Mr_bogey birthday celebration... It deserves to be trolled. Lol. I cannot proclaim my love for anyone everyday like that.

Except @SalaciousMonkey22 because he's my bff slut 4 evah.

I mean, duh. I deserve it. As do you!
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[InThe312]

Hm, I don’t think mango juice and jizz would make a good soy sauce.

Nominated for not trying and reporting back

 

[Apisto42]

Nominated for not trying and reporting back

It would make for an interesting marinade I suppose.

 

[InThe312]

It would make for an interesting marinade I suppose.

Is there really a big difference between a marinade and a sauce?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I mean, duh. I deserve it. As do you!
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Nominated for leaving me out of the slutty love fest

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @Lord Pmann for thinking I would ever want to see ANY balls … especially his.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I nominate @morelikeasong for living so far away with her hot fairy self

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Of her. To be clear.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, just thought I’d use a term that you womens could identify with. I’m all about being an ally and all that woke shit.

Nominated for using the term, “woke shit”

 

[Apisto42]

Is there really a big difference between a marinade and a sauce?

Nominated for not knowing the difference between a marinade and a sauce. Fucking Neanderthal.

 

[InThe312]

Nominating @ALovelyNudist for totally butchering FMK. The rules are simple, wanker.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @ALovelyNudist for totally butchering FMK. The rules are simple, wanker.

Seconded

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Am I the last to realize that Elizabeth = Amanda and Picasso = Salacious?

@Mr_bogey nominated for hating.

 

[InThe312]

Nominating @crazychemgirl for luring the fucking gifs to this thread.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I nominate @Tigobitties98 for butt adventures even if they resulted in the best orgy I’ve been a part of in the past decade

I do have a great butt, and hold the finest orgies

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for just terrible, terrible, terrible, taste

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @lavendersilk for always using the but never actually showing up at my doorstep