Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I'll keep my addictions to sex & carbs

I'm not sure my mind on drugs is a good idea.

I’ll smoke enough weed and eat enough mushrooms for all of us then
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[Mr_bogey]

Why you gotta make it weird? Are you a @Tigobitties98 alt?

I wish.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Me and Monkey are sexy...
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Are you saying Elizabeth and Picasso aren't?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I mean, I feel like you’d have to have a really tiny penis to be able to bang a dead rat without completely obliterating it like @OrdinaryPerson did to her donut.

I feel like what I did .... Is not the same.... As banging... A dead rat....

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Pro tip: Have a teenager around for those times you start to feel too good about yourself. They'll bring you right down.

Edit: This was NOT a reply to @crazychemgirl's question about what kind of porn to watch. I don't need any underage / humiliation in that arena of my life.
My answer to that question is that I like MILFs who are in NO WAY RELATED to the guys they're fucking.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What kind of porn are you all most interested in watching?

Is it something you go back to over and over?

 

[MindYaBitness]

What kind of porn are you all most interested in watching?

Is it something you go back to over and over?

The only requirement is it be in GIFs, (otherwise it's tedious & boring) I love the black & white, sensual ones. However, I've got pinboard FULL of them, labeled for different interests depending on mood.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Me and Monkey are sexy...
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Yes we are
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[Mr_bogey]

I’ll smoke enough weed and eat enough mushrooms for all of us then
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[MindYaBitness]

This you?

 

[Amanda330]

Are you saying Elizabeth and Picasso aren't?

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[crazychemgirl]

You don’t wanna share your porn interests so I can be more informed?

 

[Bry1313]

I am 100% not the authority on cool … I am not, nor have I ever been cool.

Dorky.. yes.
Weird.. totally.
Zany … obviously.
Unhinged … undoubtedly.


But cool?

No.

We are at a garden store this afternoon and the place was advertising “organic soil” and I had to chime in, “isn’t soil, by definition organic since Carbon compounds are what makes it soil and not regolith

(Ladies, line forms to the right if you want this cool bastard)

 

[morelikeasong]

The only requirement is it be in GIFs, (otherwise it's tedious & boring) I love the black & white, sensual ones. However, I've got pinboard FULL of them, labeled for different interests depending on mood.

That’s so interesting!! I’ve never gotten off to gifs. I either read stories, or watch videos and they HAVE to have good audio

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you saying Elizabeth and Picasso aren't?

I said we’re sexier. No judgment on their base level of sexy. Don’t be twisting my words to make others feel bad.

 

[Mr_bogey]

This you?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

That’s so interesting!! I’ve never gotten off to gifs. I either read stories, or watch videos and they HAVE to have good audio

Audio is super important to me.

 

[Bry1313]

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[MindYaBitness]

We are at a garden store this afternoon and the place was advertising “organic soil” and I had to chime in, “isn’t soil, by definition organic since Carbon compounds are what makes it soil and not regolith

(Ladies, line forms to the right if you want this cool bastard)

You sexy mither fucker, got any buddies you can bring along to my new convention, Nerdfest 2024
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[crazychemgirl]

That’s so interesting!! I’ve never gotten off to gifs. I either read stories, or watch videos and they HAVE to have good audio

I almost never listen to audio.

 

[Mr_bogey]

You don’t wanna share your porn interests so I can be more informed?

 

[MindYaBitness]

¡Ay, pobrecito! Are you sad, come get a hug
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[crazychemgirl]

Ok …

 

[morelikeasong]

I almost never listen to audio.

You watch porn on mute?

 

[MindYaBitness]

You're on a sex forum...nothing is too private. Unless, like some folks, you wanna fuck your dog, then maybe keep that to yourself