Today's Trump-Grift is Fake Money

[Bray123]

Cutting to the core of the grift, why bother with golden Bibles, golden sneakers, golden diapers?

Just sell pieces of paper printed out as fake cash, tell your cult followers that it's 'Genuine US Legal Tender' and hope that the Secret Service will protect you from the FBI.

Roll up, roll up! Buy yours here!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1781008533208621291

 

[Pad_Foot]

Makes a great bookmark for your ‘rump Bible!

 

[TandT69]

In the meantime, his 176,000,000 shares made him a cool 300 million just today! Thats 4 1/2 BILLION in the last 2 weeks! Life must really suck to be a communist liberal! NOTHING CAN StOP WHATS COMING!

 

[ll74]

In the meantime, his 176,000,000 shares made him a cool 300 million just today! Thats 4 1/2 BILLION in the last 2 weeks! Life must really suck to be a communist liberal! NOTHING CAN StOP WHATS COMING!

Yes, 45 has shares of a company that has no actual value yet is worth billions.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Yes, 45 has shares of a company that has no actual value yet is worth billions.

of course he does, and people like TnT and arpy gobble up that stock....no sane person invests in meme stocks

 

[MajorRewrite]

It looks like they’re using real money, and over-printing Trump’s face onto it.

There is a law against defacing US currency, but at least they aren’t counterfeiting.

I wonder how much they’re charging for a defaced $2 bill?

 

[Bray123]

His 'Bits of paper' scam has dried up, but there's more!

The QVC Shopping Channel Grifter has launched coins, but something must have happened because this time he isn't pretending that they are legal tender only that he designed them himself.

Is there no start to his talents?
Buy yours here (warning, avoid this link if you have epilepsy).
https://realtrumpcoins.com/

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/113175718594981285

 

[SevMax2]

If he weren't a former President, he would be pushing As Seen On TV crap by now.

 

[Bray123]

Today's grift is wrist watches.

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/113204307304573314

Only $100K each. They're a bargain! Roll up, roll up! Guaranteed to match the gold painted toy lion in your lounge!
https://gettrumpwatches.com/collections/tourbillon

 

[Bray123]

Lololol.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1839336380763386267

 

[Bray123]

For the cost of one of these watches (sourced from an Indonesian street vendor) you could purchase two and a half genuine solid gold Rolex Submariner watches.

This junk comes with a warning that it shouldn't get wet. So no wearing it on one of those boat parades, eh?

 

[TallMan69]

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For the cost of one of these watches (sourced from an Indonesian street vendor) you could purchase two and a half genuine solid gold Rolex Submariner watches.

This junk comes with a warning that it shouldn't get wet. So no wearing it on one of those boat parades, eh?

Only 147 made so these limited edition beauties will not just be a special heirloom item to pass down to progeny but will almost surely increase in value.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Don’t forget his “Gold Cards” and “Gold Coins” and crypto

Invest in AMERICA? Nawwwww!! Invest in DJT

What’s with all the gold investment on right wing radio

And ??

ED problems !!!!?????

 

[Bray123]

From the Department of Things You Cannot Make Up.

Trump is selling his shit watches via a company called 'Thebestwatchesonearth LLC'.
This company is based in 1309 Cofeen Avenue Suite 1200 Sheridan WY 82801.

This headquarters of quality international commerce is a business called 'Royal Honey Shop' which sells bee products as cures for erectile dysfunction.

Hands up all those who thought that holding a press conference in the car park next to a sex shop was unintended?

 

[LLCox]

I'd have bought a trump $3 bill... with no certificate.

 

[adrina]

From the Department of Things You Cannot Make Up.

Trump is selling his shit watches via a company called 'Thebestwatchesonearth LLC'.
This company is based in 1309 Cofeen Avenue Suite 1200 Sheridan WY 82801.

This headquarters of quality international commerce is a business called 'Royal Honey Shop' which sells bee products as cures for erectile dysfunction.

Hands up all those who thought that holding a press conference in the car park next to a sex shop was unintended?

One of the fun things about this is that the watches are available worldwide, and can be paid for with crypto. So who's buying the watches and who's buying Trump?

 

[SmokingFap]

From the Department of Things You Cannot Make Up.

Trump is selling his shit watches via a company called 'Thebestwatchesonearth LLC'.
This company is based in 1309 Cofeen Avenue Suite 1200 Sheridan WY 82801.

This headquarters of quality international commerce is a business called 'Royal Honey Shop' which sells bee products as cures for erectile dysfunction.

Hands up all those who thought that holding a press conference in the car park next to a sex shop was unintended?

It's more than just his latest grift. Can we all just agree that a Trump presidency is up for sale to the highest bidder?

 

[butters]

Trump’s ‘Swiss-Made’ Watches Lead to a Wyoming Shopping Mall: Report

The network’s reporters traced the company behind the timepiece, TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC, to the address of a shopping center in Wyoming. Dozens of other companies, including one hawking Trump-themed sneakers through a Trump-approved licensing agreement, are registered there but there was no sign of the watch firm. The office of Andrew Pierce, the man who is the registered agent for the companies, confirmed it is the registered agent for the firms behind the Trump-endorsed products, but that it acts as a business agent for over 100,000 companies around the world and isn't directly involved in their operations.

Pierce’s father and business partner, Mark Pierce, told CNN he was unaware their clients were involved in Trump business and gave a warning to those who would buy the the priciest model of the Trump Watch, which costs $100,000. “Before spending $100,000 on a watch, they should know who they’re buying it from,” he said.

 

[butters]

Trump Crypto Launch Flops Amid Outage, Doubts

World Liberty Financial... trump's crypto-dipinto, expected to raise $300M the first day of sales but managed only $12M; $12M is still a sizeable chunk but nothing compared to how it'd been promoted.

bigging it up the night before launch:

project co-founder Zachary Folkman said, well over 100,000 people" were whitelisted to invest in the venture. According to blockchain data, fewer than 10% of them did so.

WLFI is a "Regulation D token offering, which means retail investors have largely been cut out of the process." The company says tokens will be sold only to accredited investors, though Kevin T. Dugan at Intelligencer says he received an email last week "pushing me to buy them, despite having no accreditation whatsoever."

Dugan describes World Liberty Financial as "a loosely defined lending business that mimicked some of the more spectacular failures of the last crypto bubble." One reason the venture may be "floundering," he writes, "may be that it is so clearly a way to scam people out of their money."

 

[Bray123]

Today's grift, Trump phones that pretend to be totally US-made.
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/16/trump-mobile-phone-plan.html

The Trump Organization unveiled a mobile phone plan and a $499 smartphone that is set to launch later this year.

And that, folks, means that it hasn't been made yet. Pre-purchase Snake oil at a premium price.

“Trump Mobile, its products and services are not designed, developed, manufactured, distributed or sold by The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals,” the bottom of the website reads.

 

[Politruk]

and hope that the Secret Service will protect you from the FBI.

Counterfeiting is historically in the Secret Service's particular jurisdiction. (The agency was part of the Treasury Department, before DHS was created.)

 

[butters]

and the latest is... duh duh dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Trump Fragrances!

President Trump began hawking a new business venture on Monday: Official Trump fragrances that retail for hundreds of dollars per 3.3-ounce bottle.

“These are only official Fragrances by President Trump!” the GetTrumpFragrances.com website reads, noting it’s also the only official place to purchase them.

“Trump Fragrances are here. They’re called ‘Victory 45-47’ because they’re all about Winning, Strength, and Success — For men and women,” he wrote Monday evening. “Get yourself a bottle, and don’t forget to get one for your loved ones too.”

“Enjoy, have fun, and keep winning!” the president added.

Trump included images of the $249-per-bottle “Victory 47-45” male and female fragrances, a nod to his election wins last fall and in 2016. The colognes come in golden statuettes of the president dressed in a business suit with his distinctive, thick signature at the bottom.

tacky till the end

there are more bottles, more gross tackiness, trump in a bottle if you will:

“Our fragrances are curated to capture the essence of success and determination, with each scent symbolizing victory and strength,” the website reads. “Spray on Fight, Fight, Fight, and feel the immediate power!”

“Our fragrances are high-quality products and a testament to the 45th President, Donald J. Trump,” it adds.

I won't hold my breath waiting to hear all those deplorables complaining about President Biden 'making millions' while he was in office (yeah, right) hold true to their convictions and decry ANY of trump's grifts

he'd skin his granny's shit and sell it if he thought he could make a buck; the shame of it all is that he could, because grifters know their marks and he has plenty willing to throw their hard-earned dollars at him just because he's trump. sad world.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...&cvid=ee113033f2ee4ba19f9fe250154ab4ae&ei=291

 

[ll74]

and the latest is... duh duh dahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Trump Fragrances!






tacky till the end

there are more bottles, more gross tackiness, trump in a bottle if you will:


I won't hold my breath waiting to hear all those deplorables complaining about President Biden 'making millions' while he was in office (yeah, right) hold true to their convictions and decry ANY of trump's grifts

he'd skin his granny's shit and sell it if he thought he could make a buck; the shame of it all is that he could, because grifters know their marks and he has plenty willing to throw their hard-earned dollars at him just because he's trump. sad world.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/poli...&cvid=ee113033f2ee4ba19f9fe250154ab4ae&ei=291

I'm sure all the MAGA ladies can't wait to smell like Trump farts

Maybe we'll get Trump bathwater next

 

[Saint_Ann]

Liberals really hate rich people, unless they're rich Democrats.

 

[ll74]

Liberals really hate grifters

Yes, normal people dislike grifters who take advantage of others.