Sex & Shenanigans

[Mo_Bandy]

Dude in my experience you can really take that ass to pound town when they have the curves.

 

[BrendaBear]

Me, I just love women. They're the best!

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[Lmizzler]

Is this one of those "you must be this tall to ride" type of things?

I completely understand why people buy those stands to set them on. If I wasn’t so cheap, I’d do it too.

 

[Lmizzler]

Rude.

How tall are you? Like... a climbable height? AFAF.

No…just run and jump. You’ll make it.

 

[Amanda330]

No…just run and jump. You’ll make it.

So basically you're asking me to jump you?

I think I can work you into... my... ummm...

Ahem. Calendar.

Now?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Me, I just love women. They're the best!

 

[Lmizzler]

So basically you're asking me to jump you?

I think I can work you into... my... ummm...

Ahem. Calendar.

Now?

Well I was gonna do laundry….buttttt….

 

[Amanda330]

Well I was gonna do laundry….buttttt….

It's fine. You'll have more to do in a sec.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dude in my experience you can really take that ass to pound town when they have the curves.

Hi, I'm rachet.... Lol

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hi, I'm rachet.... Lol

I’ll rachet that ass

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’ll rachet that ass

But will you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I totally agree.

Hey. Thank you!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm... let me try a reversal of sorts.

I can bake. I keep my spiders alive, no spider killing in my house... but you can do other things to for me as payment for my baked goods.

I'll move the clothes off the couch or we can share the bed.

Sharing is good. I can even help you improve your bingo score.

 

[Azuldrgon]

Hey. Thank you!

You're welcome.

 

[dawn_of_night]

You're welcome.

Your emojis are broken, Batman ...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Tall man problems

Raise your hand if your pissed how low to the ground the front load washers are.

Raises hand so high you can’t touch it short people

I completely understand why people buy those stands to set them on. If I wasn’t so cheap, I’d do it too.

My laundry area has a raised concrete platform. Functions just as well as the matching appliance pedestals that are $250 each

 

[Azuldrgon]

Your emojis are broken, Batman ...

I haven't taken any pics lately to hide under emojis.

 

[dawn_of_night]

I haven't taken any pics lately to hide under emojis.

So serious.
I was just kidding

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Scones can be awesome. I figure I stayed with my ex a total of 2 1/3 years longer because of her cinnamon scones. That good. I accept them as payment for services rendered.

Mostly killing spiders.

Hmmm... let me try a reversal of sorts.

I can bake. I keep my spiders alive, no spider killing in my house... but you can do other things to for me as payment for my baked goods.

I'll move the clothes off the couch or we can share the bed.

Kill ‘em all!

 

[dawn_of_night]

My laundry area has a raised concrete platform. Functions just as well as the matching appliance pedestals that are $250 each

I was thinking this....
We just moved, but we've lived in houses where they were made of 2x4 and ceramic tile to match the room....

 

[LupineOne]

Kill ‘em all!
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Poor thing

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fucker fuckery friends....
See you tomorrow....
Remember, I'll trade the banana for a donut

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hey all - hope you all had a wonderful day!

Going through an ISO audit at work this week (kill me, please).
Got confirmation today that my cancer had in fact spread to my lymph nodes, so I'll be starting iodine radiation treatment in about a month.
Spent a couple hours troubleshooting my home network after I got home, looks like my access point shit the bed, but luckily my modem, firewall, and switch are all good.
And I'm under a tornado watch until 4 am. After having survived some wicked tornadoes from my time in OK, I don't normally pay them any mind, but something feels off about this storm tonight.

And I hate my bingo card...

Sorry to dump this all here, I had to vent it somewhere and there's no where else I have to get this all out.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Hey all - hope you all had a wonderful day!

Going through an ISO audit at work this week (kill me, please).
Got confirmation today that my cancer had in fact spread to my lymph nodes, so I'll be starting iodine radiation treatment in about a month.
Spent a couple hours troubleshooting my home network after I got home, looks like my access point shit the bed, but luckily my modem, firewall, and switch are all good.
And I'm under a tornado watch until 4 am. After having survived some wicked tornadoes from my time in OK, I don't normally pay them any mind, but something feels off about this storm tonight.

And I hate my bingo card...

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I’m sorry, all of that sucks.

It’s not due to rain here at all this week, so do you want on a plane with a friend or we could drag a canoe up a small hill?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m sorry, all of that sucks.

It’s not due to rain here at all this week, so do you want on a plane with a friend or we could drag a canoe up a small hill?

Yes please to all of the above. It's been 2.5 years though, so hopefully it's like riding a bike