Lord Pmann Wants to Discuss Weird Sex Stuff

I haven’t ever masturbated openly or otherwise in front of friends, but I’ve covertly and openly cum with someone else in a room full of friends (where they were not participants.
Similarly I’ve cum in a pool with friends in it.

I’ve also have had sex in the room with my then best friend and her partner, who we thought were passed out asleep next to us on an air mattress on the floor. She confessed the next day that she quietly rubbed one out while we were quietly fucking. That kind of altered the friendship a little. Not too much but it made me raise an eyebrow curiously at her for a good while. I didn’t realise she was a dirty bird like me until that moment. This was in university days.

I’ve masturbated plenty of times in backpackers hostels as a young adult with rooms full of people. I’ve also had sex and variations on sex in those places that weren’t private.

Youth, and the confidence of youth affords you a certain sexual freedom. Well it did me. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Gosh I haven’t thought about these moments in forever.
 
Clowns do it for me. Don't ask why because I don't know. And yes, there is clown porn and I do have a favorite. No, I won't share the link (I'm gatekeeping)
 
Clowns do it for me. Don't ask why because I don't know. And yes, there is clown porn and I do have a favorite. No, I won't share the link (I'm gatekeeping)

👀 How is this the first I’m hearing of this?

And I feel like you have more to share than just that link…
 
I have quite an exhibitionist streak that extends beyond pictures and into having sex in semi public places 🤭
Definitely want to hear more about this. Including the definition of semi public, how many times caught, do you leave anything behind, what type of sex-positions, etc., day/night preference, or anything I may have missed. :devil:
 
The first time I had sex with my husband was in a bar, but a dark-ish one. On one trip to the bathroom I took off my bra and slipped them into his pocket, the next trip my thong and into the other pocket they went. Later we ended up talking while I was sitting on a barstool at the very end of the bar and he was standing in front of me between my thighs. Short skirt, commando, sexual tension all night…it was inevitable. I thought we were decently subtle, but apparently not stealthy enough. We got asked to leave a bit later, but we were already done. I forgot my jacket and had to call friends still inside to bring it out. That part took three attempts 😂

Enough details? 🤭
 
The first time I had sex with my husband was in a bar, but a dark-ish one. On one trip to the bathroom I took off my bra and slipped them into his pocket, the next trip my thong and into the other pocket they went. Later we ended up talking while I was sitting on a barstool at the very end of the bar and he was standing in front of me between my thighs. Short skirt, commando, sexual tension all night…it was inevitable. I thought we were decently subtle, but apparently not stealthy enough. We got asked to leave a bit later, but we were already done. I forgot my jacket and had to call friends still inside to bring it out. That part took three attempts 😂

Enough details? 🤭
This is very hot. It took me a few minutes to realize the story started off with “The first time I had sex with my husband”! What a way to start! 😍
 
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