Sex & Shenanigans

Try putting a plate of milk and some good, fresh made bread outside your door. It sometimes draws them it.

Or stray cats. Or homeless people. Trying to attract fairies is a bit of a crap shoot.

Honestly, I work more on keeping them out. They can be troublesome, especially if you have a baby lying around.
What about fairy princesses? 👀 @morelikeasong
 
Double Dare was definitely a game-changer! As kind of a history nerd though, Legends of the Hidden Temple was my jam when it came along!
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You know this Kitty has to be team Red Jaguars. Whatchu guys got? @SalaciousMonkey22 Green Monkeys? @lavendersilk Purple Parrots? Thirstiest fucking shark in the ocean @Bry1313 Blue Barracudas?
Guess I'll take whatever's left.... I always liked the blue team, but green is my favorite color so, are we going double? Maybe @SalaciousMonkey22 would have me on his team
 
Would y'all like my margarita recipe?

No?

Too bad...

Get a can of frozen limeade concentrate, pour it into a blender. Fill the now empty can with 4/5 tequila of choice and 1/5 triple sec, pour in blender. Fill blender with ice. Blend.

Enjoy!

Yes, it is sweeter than your first orgasm, but it is delicious aaaand you can always add a little more tequila.
 
Would y'all like my margarita recipe?

No?

Too bad...

Get a can of frozen limeade concentrate, pour it into a blender. Fill the now empty can with 4/5 tequila of choice and 1/5 triple sec, pour in blender. Fill blender with ice. Blend.

Enjoy!

Yes, it is sweeter than your first orgasm, but it is delicious aaaand you can always add a little more tequila.
Omg are we getting tipsy lavender? I love you.
 
Would y'all like my margarita recipe?

No?

Too bad...

Get a can of frozen limeade concentrate, pour it into a blender. Fill the now empty can with 4/5 tequila of choice and 1/5 triple sec, pour in blender. Fill blender with ice. Blend.

Enjoy!

Yes, it is sweeter than your first orgasm, but it is delicious aaaand you can always add a little more tequila.
Tequila Blanco, fresh lime juice, Grand Marnier (or the homemade citrus liquor I have made...so fucking good), and some of the jalapeño-infused simple syrup I just made. On the rocks.
 
Tequila Blanco, fresh lime juice, Grand Marnier (or the homemade citrus liquor I have made...so fucking good), and some of the jalapeño-infused simple syrup I just made. On the rocks.
I would love that, but too damn lazy. I should come visit.
 
You drinking with me?
If I can't drink you, I will drink with you. But I am having whiskey sours right now. Rye (really, really good rye), fresh lemon juice, simple syrup. Mix with ice in shaker, and dry shake. Add an egg white, and shake again. Strain. If I get fancy, I may add a pour of red wine, but the first was wineless.
 
If I can't drink you, I will drink with you. But I am having whiskey sours right now. Rye (really, really good rye), fresh lemon juice, simple syrup. Mix with ice in shaker, and dry shake. Add an egg white, and shake again. Strain. If I get fancy, I may add a pour of red wine, but the first was wineless.
I am so horny right now. You are amazing.
 
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