Sex & Shenanigans

[Amanda330]

It was too hot when I talked founding fathers?

Way too hot. Can't handle it, it's so hot.

 

[Bry1313]

Way too hot. Can't handle it, it's so hot.

History dad knew his hobby was irresistibly sexy.

 

[Amanda330]

History dad knew his hobby was irresistibly sexy.

Who needs porn when you have a history book?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

 

[Bry1313]

Who needs porn when you have a history book?

I can go all night long with it

 

[Bry1313]

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Now there was a horny man of history.

 

[AuntieDisco]

That puppy was innocent.

While the person he peed on was not, which made it more funny.

 

[morelikeasong]

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“Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?“
I love that episode

 

[Mo_Bandy]

“Didn't Ben Franklin have syphilis?“
I love that episode

‘So you know who turned out to be kind of a creep? Ben Franklin. And Elizabeth the stripper gave me great advice. Which rhymed. Really makes you wonder how Ben Franklin can become president, but someone like Elizabeth can't.’

 

[dawn_of_night]

It was too hot when I talked founding fathers?

You're just to hot for me in general, boo.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning fuckers
Happy Sunday , commence the fuckery

 

[vagrantx]

It was too hot when I talked founding fathers?

It's funny, as a non-american, how "founding fathers" has become synonymous Washington and, uh... those other guys.

Here's a curveball! Stockholm was founded around the year 1250, by a man called Birger Jarl. Sweden as a whole does not really have a founding date (as it slowly came together by the merging of vassal states), so the beginnings of our capital will have to do.

No paintings of the man has survived to this day, but there is a church on the west coast of Sweden called Varnhems Kloster, built around the year 1150, which holds the only known depiction of Birger from his own time.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d5/Birger_jarl_%28Forss%C3%A9n%29.jpg/230px-Birger_jarl_%28Forss%C3%A9n%29.jpg

A handsome devil, wasn't he!

And the church isn't looking too bad either for being a millennia old!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c9/Varnhems_kloster%2C_den_13_juni_2007%2C_bild_6.jpg/800px-Varnhems_kloster%2C_den_13_juni_2007%2C_bild_6.jpg?20070613185953

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hah, innocent innuendo
Brought this to mind, when the lockpickinglawyer tried getting into his ex's dirty backdoor.

Oh, I love the Lockpicking Lawyer.

Yes, I do locksport. Everyone wants to be the hero, so someone has to play the rogue.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning fuckers
Happy Sunday , commence the fuckery

Good morning, love.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Who needs porn when you have a history book?

So I should shelve OnlyPans and work on my new podcast: Horny History?

 

[Amanda330]

So I should shelve OnlyPans and work on my new podcast: Horny History?

Yes, please do that. I would absolutely listen.

 

[dawn_of_night]

So I should shelve OnlyPans and work on my new podcast: Horny History?

I mean.....can't you do both??

 

[MissLabelled]

So I should shelve OnlyPans and work on my new podcast: Horny History?

I have already made it clear that if you created a podcast, I would listen. For some reason I would have expected it to be about music but, Horny History would have been my second choice.

 

[Nicefella]

So I should shelve OnlyPans and work on my new podcast: Horny History?

After that, could you kindly pontificate on Horny Space, Salacious Quarks & Naughty Black Holes?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning, love.

Hey Ho!

 

[lavendersilk]

Anyone care to join me?

(Had to edit out a few peeps, but not too busy today.)

 

[Amanda330]

Anyone care to join me?
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Omg! Meeeee!!!!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Anyone care to join me?
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Yes plez.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Warm sunny beaches sounds so relaxing right now...

 

[hotoldrguy]

Anyone care to join me?
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looks inviting. Is it a nude beach by any chance? AFAF