Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

this you?
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[Amanda330]

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[Amanda330]

When did you make me cry?

 

[UnquietDreams]

When did you make me cry?

Just been waiting for an excuse to use that gif. Chidi is my spirit animal.

But I could try to make you cry out...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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It’s difficult to be as witty and as charming and as intelligent as I am. I don’t always carry on

 

[morelikeasong]

Emojis are BROKEN!!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Taco!

 

[morelikeasong]

So we talking TV shows now? Had a few people recco the Prime series Fallout. Ashamed to say, I never played the game - is the show worth the watch?

I’m only a couple episodes in but I say yes! I’ve never played the game or video games in general

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Fuckin Taco!!!! MLAS, I feel like we are slowly becoming soulmates. Which also means I’m going to have to compete in a death match with about 250 other dudes on Lit

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Are you trying to seduce me?

 

[Trubbycat]

I agree about the perishables. But the nonperishable, just put it anywhere. Having worked at G-stores in my youth, it was somewhat annoying, but, it was also like job security. The store needs people to sort it out.

I did time in a grocery store too. I got the canned goods aisle. I still sometimes compulsively fix the cans when I go shopping all these decades later LOL

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Taco!

There’s also a Part 2 to this song.
…and it’s HILARIOUS

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm definitely the innocent one.
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I want dick and I want it now.

This you?

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I did time in a grocery store too. I got the canned goods aisle. I still sometimes compulsively fix the cans when I go shopping all these decades later LOL

I barbacked for 2 years in nightclubs before bartending back in the mid 00’s. To this day every refrigerator in my house is perfectly faced, lined up, and labels facing out

 

[Amanda330]

This you?

Hmmm... Someone must have...ummm...hacked my account?

 

[Trubbycat]

But but but... shouldn't you be batting it down the aisle or something felinian like that?

Careful, B...

 

[morelikeasong]

Which also means I’m going to have to compete in a death match with about 250 other dudes on Lit

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[Trubbycat]

I barbacked for 2 years in nightclubs before bartending back in the mid 00’s. To this day every refrigerator in my house is perfectly faced, lined up, and labels facing out

I read that as barebacked and wondered what clubs you were working in

 

[UnquietDreams]

Hmmm... Someone must have...ummm...hacked my account?

Oh! Yeah! Good! That is my excuse now too!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuckin Taco!!!! MLAS, I feel like we are slowly becoming soulmates. Which also means I’m going to have to compete in a death match with about 250 other dudes on Lit

I think your count is a little low...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I read that as barebacked and wondered what clubs you were working in

Oh, good, so did I...

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I read that as barebacked and wondered what clubs you were working in

Well, I didn’t bring it up - you did
BARbacked for 2 years before bartending for 5 at some of the better nightclubs my city had to offer back then.

I did dance at The Sugar Shack then as well. It’s about a 50 min drive from where I lived, so I figured no one I knew would come in. Only danced for about 5 months. Didn’t realize how handsy security would allow bachelorette parties to get!

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

I think your count is a little low...

Was just trying to give myself a punchers chance!

 

[Amanda330]

Oh! Yeah! Good! That is my excuse now too!

Exactly. I'm so happy you understand where I'm coming from.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuckin Taco!!!! MLAS, I feel like we are slowly becoming soulmates. Which also means I’m going to have to compete in a death match with about 250 other dudes on Lit

I don’t think you need to call it a death match. I hear her cult is quite large and she’s a generous and kind leader.

Mostly.