Anyone from the UK?

[stickygirl]

yup, even the AH is full of nastiness and snark - most everyone resents most everyone else there. Why be nice if you can kick someone eh?

meanwhile.

Monday is THE best bin day

Totally! I've made a vow to throw away something from our shed every time I go in there. We've so much crap and don't have a log burner now either!

 

[orangecurious]

I've lost confidence and fear I'm not fun with my posts. IRL it takes a while for people to warm to me, my friends know I'm a rude dizzy bitch. People that don't, see me as a rude belligerent bitch. But after a while they know I have no malice or maleficent intent.

Using forums is probably not great for my style, I've never used them before lit.

I was playing on other threads and saw what others were writing, it's obvious it's about me.

I have a very weird sense of humour, quite morbid and dark at times (most times, to be honest), so maybe i get yours @Yesok1

I am pretty sure a lot of people think my posts are strange, not getting the joke, thinking it's mean in a mean way. I am quite new to the forums too and it is easy to misread posts, not get the humour.

there are some idiots here, that is sure. Some huge egos too, especially in some other threads.

 

[orangecurious]

Totally! I've made a vow to throw away something from our shed every time I go in there. We've so much crap and don't have a log burner now either!

YOU HAVE A SHED!!!!!!!


jealous

 

[stickygirl]

YOU HAVE A SHED!!!!!!!


jealous

We moved to a rental recently and threw everything we couldn't bear to part with into the 4x6 cardboard box of a shed. I mean... offcuts of fence posts that might be fuel if we had a fireplace, lengths of bubblewrap, a petrol can when we have a diesel car.
I know we'll prob regret throwing some things, but playing whackamole with the shed door is daft.

 

[gynsman]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

 

[stickygirl]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

Oh I love a virgin's fresh blood *sigh*

 

[lingus60]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

Hi. You''ve only got over 1200 pages to read back over to get the gist of the thread

 

[Wand3rlust]

I just wish everyone would get along.

Maybe. If you could all manage to be half as adorable as me....

 

[Daisy_Love]

I’m obvs not as adorable as @Wand3rlust but I feel the same. I want it to be fun here, especially this thread. I stay away from the drama on the rest of Lit. It would be really sad if that happened here.

 

[gynsman]

Funnily enough I had the honour during my younger days of being a young ladies first. It would have happened two weeks earlier in Magaluf but I advised her against it as at the time she wanted to have sex just so she could say that she'd done it. Two weeks later in Dublin I had one of the most precious times in my life when we made love because we both wanted each other.

 

[stickygirl]

I just wish everyone would get along.

Maybe. If you could all manage to be half as adorable as me....

Darling. Your adorability is legend and we consider ourselves privileged and moistened by your presence.
ETA *checks profile... Oh!*

 

[lingus60]

I’m obvs not as adorable as @Wand3rlust but I feel the same. I want it to be fun here, especially this thread. I stay away from the drama on the rest of Lit. It would be really sad if that happened here.

Adorable too.... and always with words of wisdom!

 

[Wriggle]

I get along with everyone - they just tolerate me

 

[Wriggle]

Also 1200 pages have obviously not been read.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Also 1200 pages have obviously not been read.

Haha I think it was maybe meant for another thread

 

[orangecurious]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

welcome. How's the lighthouse? (about the only bit i remember from going there)

 

[Polranny]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

Welcome. We do need to know all your vitals particularly regarding the merseyside bin protocols

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hey everyone
Apologies again for not catching up fully. Looks a little serious, which I respect, but I'm really trying hard to keep a calm mental balance right now so I'm avoiding anything that might change that.

Hoping everyone is good though.
I've just opened a packet of custard creams if anyone wants one

 

[orangecurious]

Welcome. We do need to know all your vitals particularly regarding the merseyside bin protocols

indeed, Wirral desperate to know about this

(why, yes, that is my coat, thanks)

 

[gynsman]

I feel like a right quilt for not taking the time to read all 1200 pages, or some of them at least, rather than just jumping in feet first. I think the excitement of trying to find pleasure in a completely new way just got too much for me as my wife wants me to have some me time.

 

[Wriggle]

indeed, Wirral desperate to know about this

(why, yes, that is my coat, thanks)

No that's good, though.

 

[Wriggle]

I feel like a right quilt for not taking the time to read all 1200 pages, or some of them at least, rather than just jumping in feet first. I think the excitement of trying to find pleasure in a completely new way just got too much for me as my wife wants me to have some me time.

I wouldn't worry about it - basically it's a bit No Sex Please, We're British.

Ironically, this chat is filled with some of the most beautiful women on LIT.

 

[stickygirl]

I feel like a right quilt for not taking the time to read all 1200 pages, or some of them at least, rather than just jumping in feet first. I think the excitement of trying to find pleasure in a completely new way just got too much for me as my wife wants me to have some me time.

Yes, but the bins, the bins!!

 

[Yesok1]

No that's good, though.

Try harder next tyne

 

[Wriggle]

@gynsman
Get it out the way and they will stop trolling you.

When is your bin day?