Anyone from the UK?

[lingus60]

I’m obvs not as adorable as @Wand3rlust but I feel the same. I want it to be fun here, especially this thread. I stay away from the drama on the rest of Lit. It would be really sad if that happened here.

Adorable too.... and always with words of wisdom!

 

[Wriggle]

I get along with everyone - they just tolerate me

 

[Wriggle]

Also 1200 pages have obviously not been read.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Also 1200 pages have obviously not been read.

Haha I think it was maybe meant for another thread

 

[orangecurious]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

welcome. How's the lighthouse? (about the only bit i remember from going there)

 

[Polranny]

Hi all. Newbie from Merseyside. It's been a beautiful sunny day here and now it's time to relax and do a bit of forum reading.

Welcome. We do need to know all your vitals particularly regarding the merseyside bin protocols

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Hey everyone
Apologies again for not catching up fully. Looks a little serious, which I respect, but I'm really trying hard to keep a calm mental balance right now so I'm avoiding anything that might change that.

Hoping everyone is good though.
I've just opened a packet of custard creams if anyone wants one

 

[orangecurious]

Welcome. We do need to know all your vitals particularly regarding the merseyside bin protocols

indeed, Wirral desperate to know about this

(why, yes, that is my coat, thanks)

 

[gynsman]

I feel like a right quilt for not taking the time to read all 1200 pages, or some of them at least, rather than just jumping in feet first. I think the excitement of trying to find pleasure in a completely new way just got too much for me as my wife wants me to have some me time.

 

[Wriggle]

indeed, Wirral desperate to know about this

(why, yes, that is my coat, thanks)

No that's good, though.

 

[Wriggle]

I feel like a right quilt for not taking the time to read all 1200 pages, or some of them at least, rather than just jumping in feet first. I think the excitement of trying to find pleasure in a completely new way just got too much for me as my wife wants me to have some me time.

I wouldn't worry about it - basically it's a bit No Sex Please, We're British.

Ironically, this chat is filled with some of the most beautiful women on LIT.

 

[stickygirl]

I feel like a right quilt for not taking the time to read all 1200 pages, or some of them at least, rather than just jumping in feet first. I think the excitement of trying to find pleasure in a completely new way just got too much for me as my wife wants me to have some me time.

Yes, but the bins, the bins!!

 

[Yesok1]

No that's good, though.

Try harder next tyne

 

[Wriggle]

@gynsman
Get it out the way and they will stop trolling you.

When is your bin day?

 

[gynsman]

It's still white!

 

[Yesok1]

Try harder next tyne

We Kent keep these jokes going

 

[Wriggle]

Try harder next tyne

Lord have Mersey

The Tyne is t'other side of the country

 

[gynsman]

Bin days are flexible in.a way that allows the binmen to basically turn up whenever suits them.

 

[Wriggle]

We Kent keep these jokes going

Wigan if you keep them Merseyside centric.

 

[Yesok1]

York 'idding me

 

[Wriggle]

Bin days are flexible in.a way that allows the binmen to basically turn up whenever suits them.

Check out this fucking maverick

I welcome you.

 

[stickygirl]

Check out this fucking maverick

I welcome you.

How do they know what day it is?? That would fuck with my head. I thought Yorkshire was rough but we had a bin day

 

[orangecurious]

Bin days are flexible in.a way that allows the binmen to basically turn up whenever suits them.

it's anarchy i tell ya. anarchy, anarchy they've all got it anar.... wait, got that wrong.

 

[Yesok1]

Bin days are flexible in.a way that allows the binmen to basically turn up whenever suits them.

I don't know what @AmandaKellyUK will say about this!

 

[orangecurious]

we need a spreadsheet of bin days around the country