The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I'm just a cook in a late-night diner, eking out a living while trying to craft The Great American Novel.

... Order up! ...

(And I still disagree with the official spelling of "eking.")
Hey hey… back to work!! 😂

im a big fan making up words. “Eeeeking.” Consider it done and added to the dictionary.

My dad used to make up words.

Gription: “Al, these tires don’t have enough gription.”

Exhaustelated: the state of being more tired than tired.

Bustelated: when a piece of
Machinery is thoroughly fucked. Or having no cash/money whatsoever.

And others.

Anyway, my point is…. What was I saying??? Oh yeah.

Borrow from the dictionary of crazy Hal (and the urban dictionary) or just make up your own shit!
 
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