Anyone from the UK?

[AWonkyDonkey]

How much Wonky?

Three Jaffa Cakes, twenty quid and a bed for the night. I'm not cheap.

But since @RosewoodTulip is a sweetheart, she doesn't have to pay.

 

[lingus60]

Three Jaffa Cakes, twenty quid and a bed for the night. I'm not cheap.

But since @RosewoodTulip is a sweetheart, she doesn't have to pay.

There's a queue forming up your road...

 

[lingus60]

Allegedly....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

There's a queue forming up your road...

They'll have a wait. The blokes with the straitjacket, a needle full of sedatives and a Hannibal Lecter mask are at the front of the queue.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Plus I'm waiting for Scarlett Johansson to turn up and she gets an express ticket to the front of the line.

 

[joclfc]

Sex dreams are simultaneously the best and worst

It's the only time I have sex, in my dreams

 

[orangecurious]

i just have nightmares.. so, you know.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Hmm sex with me isn't THAT bad..

 

[orangecurious]

would be if i was involved... it never ends well

 

[joclfc]

Hmm sex with me isn't THAT bad..

I thought the only bad sex is NO SEX

 

[Wand3rlust]

If only that were true...

 

[Wriggle]

.....

I know...... absolutely shocking! The real surprise it that all the lurkers haven't popped up offering their services....

 

[NorthernCardinal]

🕴

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What is sex?

 

[orangecurious]

🕴

What is sex?

i'm still trying to work out what the first thing is!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

i'm still trying to work out what the first thing is!

It's a man in black...

 

[orangecurious]

It's a man in black...

wow, i thought it was a traffic light or something!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Whoever wants to come make me some dinner will receive my unending love and appreciation.

 

[Wriggle]

Hmm sex with me isn't THAT bad..

Can confirm

 

[Wriggle]

She's going to kill me for that one.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Can confirm

You're a braver man than me. Mind you, you're a postie - you're used to sticking your hand through tight spaces.

 

[stickygirl]

Supper on the go. We may rewatch a movie tonight: Arrival. I'm supposed to be using it for story inspiration but I'm stalled right now... sorry, a story without sex

 

[lingus60]

She's going to kill me for that one.

What a way to go though....

 

[Anastasia1999]

Whoever wants to come make me some dinner will receive my unending love and appreciation.

I had Mediterranean vegetables and a barbecued steak. I could throw another steak on the grill and there are leftover vegetables you are welcome to.

Hugs

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I had Mediterranean vegetables and a barbecued steak. I could throw another steak on the grill and there are leftover vegetables you are welcome to.

Hugs

@Anastasia1999 is the winner of Wonky love and appreciation! Lucky woman.

Fanks.