Anyone from the UK?

[Wriggle]

.....

I know...... absolutely shocking! The real surprise it that all the lurkers haven't popped up offering their services....

 

[NorthernCardinal]

🕴

 

[NorthernCardinal]

What is sex?

 

[orangecurious]

🕴

What is sex?

i'm still trying to work out what the first thing is!

 

[NorthernCardinal]

i'm still trying to work out what the first thing is!

It's a man in black...

 

[orangecurious]

It's a man in black...

wow, i thought it was a traffic light or something!

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Whoever wants to come make me some dinner will receive my unending love and appreciation.

 

[Wriggle]

Hmm sex with me isn't THAT bad..

Can confirm

 

[Wriggle]

She's going to kill me for that one.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Can confirm

You're a braver man than me. Mind you, you're a postie - you're used to sticking your hand through tight spaces.

 

[stickygirl]

Supper on the go. We may rewatch a movie tonight: Arrival. I'm supposed to be using it for story inspiration but I'm stalled right now... sorry, a story without sex

 

[lingus60]

She's going to kill me for that one.

What a way to go though....

 

[Anastasia1999]

Whoever wants to come make me some dinner will receive my unending love and appreciation.

I had Mediterranean vegetables and a barbecued steak. I could throw another steak on the grill and there are leftover vegetables you are welcome to.

Hugs

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I had Mediterranean vegetables and a barbecued steak. I could throw another steak on the grill and there are leftover vegetables you are welcome to.

Hugs

@Anastasia1999 is the winner of Wonky love and appreciation! Lucky woman.

Fanks.

 

[lingus60]

I had Mediterranean vegetables and a barbecued steak. I could throw another steak on the grill and there are leftover vegetables you are welcome to.

Hugs

I'm next in line after Wonky....

 

[Anastasia1999]

@Anastasia1999 is the winner of Wonky love and appreciation! Lucky woman.

Fanks.

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[stickygirl]

I'm next in line after Wonky....

Sloppy seconds?

 

[lingus60]

Sloppy seconds?

Now I know why you chose your Lit name

 

[Anastasia1999]

I'm next in line after Wonky....

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[NorthernCardinal]

You're a braver man than me. Mind you, you're a postie - you're used to sticking your hand through tight spaces.

I read that as "beaver" not 'braver'

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I read that as "beaver" not 'braver'

That's you and your bestiality kink coming out into the open.

 

[lingus60]

That's you and your bestiality kink coming out into the open.

Beaver & Donkey... the mind boggles.....

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Beaver & Donkey... the mind boggles.....

Leave me out of this!

*Stands with his back to the wall.*

 

[Yesok1]

Supper on the go. We may rewatch a movie tonight: Arrival. I'm supposed to be using it for story inspiration but I'm stalled right now... sorry, a story without sex

Is that about the alien spaceship that the scientist try to communicate with? Have you seen Nope?

She's going to kill me for that one.

I'd start running now!

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Oh gosh, my favorite chef!

 

[Yesok1]

Beaver & Donkey... the mind boggles.....

Makes a beakey maybe?