Wand3rlust
Cute but functional
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Yes.
Anyone from the UK?
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RosewoodTulip
Apple Grumble
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Yesok1
My ?? is taken!
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@Saltfountain you can be having a really good time and at the click of your fingers the moment goes, and is lost!
Wand3rlust
Cute but functional
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Told you. Women can be more tricksy than guys.
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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Nah, I'm a failure in my dreams as well
RosewoodTulip
Apple Grumble
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Anyway why are we all talking about sex in the bin thread?
Yesok1
My ?? is taken!
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Yeah, even I don't do that.
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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lingus60
Luv of @cjbdd
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I know...... absolutely shocking! The real surprise it that all the lurkers haven't popped up offering their services....
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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lingus60
Luv of @cjbdd
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As they say... if you have to ask the price, you can't afford it...Well I would but I'm lurking quietly...
Anyway. No one can afford my services.
Saltfountain
Fried potato
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Don't recall anyone asking his price 
RosewoodTulip
Apple Grumble
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Puts ha'penny back in my pocketWell I would but I'm lurking quietly...
Anyway. No one can afford my services.
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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Three Jaffa Cakes, twenty quid and a bed for the night. I'm not cheap.
But since @RosewoodTulip is a sweetheart, she doesn't have to pay.
lingus60
Luv of @cjbdd
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There's a queue forming up your road...
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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They'll have a wait. The blokes with the straitjacket, a needle full of sedatives and a Hannibal Lecter mask are at the front of the queue.
AWonkyDonkey
I'm a STALLION baby!
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Plus I'm waiting for Scarlett Johansson to turn up and she gets an express ticket to the front of the line.
joclfc
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orangecurious
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i just have nightmares.. so, you know.
Wand3rlust
Cute but functional
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Hmm sex with me isn't THAT bad..
orangecurious
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would be if i was involved... it never ends well
joclfc
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Wand3rlust
Cute but functional
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If only that were true...
