Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

No lol. Maybe I should? Or am I lucky not to have seen it? lol

Robin Williams movie

 

[Taegul]

Have you seen a double compound femur fracture from an airbag deploying when the passenger has their feet up on the dash?

Pfft. Put a band aid on it and quit crying!

Nah, that would be a real bad day. Month. Year.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Pfft. Put a band aid on it and quit crying!

Nah, that would be a real bad day. Month. Year.

For the person, horrible, for me as a young paramedic, fucking awesome!

 

[BrendaBear]

There’s another terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day

For sure. I’d move to Australia.

 

[Amanda330]

I think the fun part is for the drivers that still have a 10 & 2 hand placement. Imagine what that does to your arms/shoulders if your hands are in that position...

Gross... I'd rather not lol

 

[Taegul]

For the person, horrible, for me as a young paramefic, fucking awesome!

Awesome huh? I woulda been on the floor asleep lol.

 

[Taegul]

Gross... I'd rather not lol

Imagine you're picking your nose when the airbag deploys...

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

For the person, horrible, for me as a young paramefic, fucking awesome!

I read this nine years ago and I think of it every time I see feet on a dash.

https://driving.ca/features/safety/chilling-reminder-not-to-put-your-feet-up-on-the-dashboard

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I read this nine years ago and I think of it every time I see feet on a dash.

https://driving.ca/features/safety/chilling-reminder-not-to-put-your-feet-up-on-the-dashboard

Sorry, I meant to say "Boobies".

 

[Amanda330]

Imagine you're picking your nose when the airbag deploys...

Eeewww.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Eeewww.

"Eeewww" to which part? Or both?

 

[Taegul]

Eeewww.

Try explaining that one on the surgery table to Dr @Tigobitties98

 

[Amanda330]

"Eeewww" to which part? Or both?

Both.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok so … has anyone ever had sexy time at home after being particularly aroused by something that happened here?

Did @Wand3rlust know you did this?

 

[BrendaBear]

Did @Wand3rlust know you did this?

And what about @Lmizzler?

 

[Bry1313]

You saying I’m a second choice? A consolation prize!

https://media2.giphy.com/media/fHCKniBcUO35e/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7vc8ewufmw5ke05zd8hjyywrqf51c9c4a3mvwdd8i&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

@Lmizzler Never was as caring and loving as you, and you saw how he ruined our duet in the video this morning

 

[Bry1313]

If you could make one small … seemingly insignificant change to the world … what would it be and why?

I would make it so @SalaciousMonkey22 doesnt feel slighted because @Lmizzler is a presence around here

 

[Bry1313]

I found @Lmizzler over a year ago though

And you kept looking because @Lmizzler wasnt enough?

 

[BrendaBear]

I would make it so @SalaciousMonkey22 doesnt feel slighted because @Lmizzler is a presence around here

That is so kind of you! And I am sure that @Lmizzler wouldn’t intentionally be disruptive or anything like that.

 

[Bry1313]

The three of us are the no gallbladder crew

At least I can still enjoy eggs

 

[MindYaBitness]

I read this nine years ago and I think of it every time I see feet on a dash.

https://driving.ca/features/safety/chilling-reminder-not-to-put-your-feet-up-on-the-dashboard

Yep, that tracks.

 

[Amanda330]

Yep, that tracks.

I don't even need to look to know...

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don't even need to look to know...

I know. I am like, "I trust you on that one. I'm good."

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Anyone who has extra time on their hands and … want to do some research for me?

I want to know who the top post whores of shenanigans are… like.. top 5 posters in this thread.

Bonus points for how many posts each has made in this thread.

This is much more tedious than I was expecting. 29 pages in with the following ranking:
1. CCG - 161 posts
2. Mrtenant - 90
3. SixShooter14 - 80
4. Indie - 52
5. Nebs - 40

I will keep you apprised of the updated tallies as I have the brain power to count them. I may start working backwards from page 4,000 so I catch on to which names to ignore since they aren't current contributors, unless anyone wants the trip down memory lane.

 

[Amanda330]

This is much more tedious than I was expecting. 29 pages in with the following ranking:
1. CCG - 161 posts
2. Mrtenant - 90
3. SixShooter14 - 80
4. Indie - 52
5. Nebs - 40

I will keep you apprised of the updated tallies as I have the brain power to count them. I may start working backwards from page 4,000 so I catch on to which names to ignore since they aren't current contributors, unless anyone wants the trip down memory lane.

Whhhhhhyyyyyyyyy????? Omg