Sex & Shenanigans

She is not a skilled winker! 😍😂
I can only wink from my left eye. My right eye just refuses. My right eye is a jerk.

I mean, boobs always help
They really do! I can send you some "medicine" if you like 😉

Get well soon!
We were on boob strike. I can't believe you crossed the picket line!!

Yeah but you’d kick them out before you start anyway.
Saves the disappointment that was bound to happen anyway.

But I posted butt! That was the deal you laid out ☹️
Wait just a minute, how did I miss that. BRB I have 20 pages to go through again.
 
I can only wink from my left eye. My right eye just refuses. My right eye is a jerk.


They really do! I can send you some "medicine" if you like 😉


We were on boob strike. I can't believe you crossed the picket line!!


Saves the disappointment that was bound to happen anyway.


Wait just a minute, how did I miss that. BRB I have 20 pages to go through again.
We’re on a boob strike??

Does that mean you don’t want mine in your inbox?
 
We’re on a boob strike??

Does that mean you don’t want mine in your inbox?
*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough coughcough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough coughcough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*
 
Sad to learn that Gilmore Girls made up the Kropog thing based on the Smoot though
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I picked a good day to stop by.

Smoot was the Chair of the American National Standards Institute (ANSI) for two years. Yeah, they write standards on things like measurement...The unit is 1.7m or 67 inches.

I have never said "Smoot" during sex. I did however, say "Sylvester" in a very loud voice. (Cat, being a cat, where he shouldn't have been).
 
I knowww but it was to help CCG... so she felt better... 🥺

I'm sorry. I won't do it again. My boobs just like helping people. Lol
I can't stay mad at you!

We’re on a boob strike??

Does that mean you don’t want mine in your inbox?
We were on a "posting boobs openly" strike. In the inbox is completely fine 😁
 
*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough coughcough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough coughcough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough*
You’re pretty loud for a dead person
 
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