Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I was Fred ina my Family’s Halloween group costume a few years back. I don’t know if I have pics

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fear not, I'll make you a Sazerac. You'll love it.

When I used to bartend I had a rule that if you couldn’t pronounce a drink or you couldn’t order it. Not saying this is you. But still.

Also if you didn’t know what was in it.

It was my family’s bar fortunately

 

[Mr_bogey]

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Aren't you in Vermont? Plentiful up there.

 

[Mr_bogey]

When I used to bartend I had a rule that if you couldn’t pronounce a drink or you couldn’t order it. Not saying this is you. But still.

Also if you didn’t know what was in it.

It was my family’s bar fortunately

As a former bartender, that's the drink I use to test a bartender's skills

 

[morelikeasong]

Fear not, I'll make you a Sazerac. You'll love it.

Gonna be a no from me but I appreciate the effort. It’s less about the gross taste and more about the associations I have with that taste

 

[LupineOne]

There is room for you too!

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[UnquietDreams]

When I used to bartend I had a rule that if you couldn’t pronounce a drink or you couldn’t order it. Not saying this is you. But still.

Also if you didn’t know what was in it.

It was my family’s bar fortunately

Wow, I thought the cocktail places in Portland were pretentious. Isn't knowing what's in a drink your basic job description? Or teach someone when they have the name wrong?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow, I thought the cocktail places in Portland were pretentious. Isn't knowing what's in a drink your basic job description? Or teach someone when they have the name wrong?

It was a neighborhood dive bar. No.

 

[Amanda330]

It was a neighborhood dive bar. No.

So basically beer and straight liquor? Lol

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'll be I'm Chicago this weekend so I can bring back Malort for everyone

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So basically beer and straight liquor? Lol

Run and Coke sometimes. Bloody Mary in the A.M. shift

 

[GSDom]

I mostly just observe the goings-on in here. It’s easily one of the most entertaining threads on Lit. Easily!

 

[morelikeasong]

I mostly just observe the goings-on in here. It’s easily one of the most entertaining threads on Lit. Easily!

Agreed! Except I don’t have the self control like @PassionatePanther has to observe without jumping in the chitchat

 

[Dubinsky]

Agreed! Except I don’t have the self control like @PassionatePanther has to observe without jumping in the chitchat

I do. I get plenty of popcorn eaten.

You people are some funny fucks.

 

[vagrantx]

I'll be I'm Chicago this weekend so I can bring back Malort for everyone

Malört! Swedish for Wormwood.
Mal, meaning moth, and ört meaning herb. Moth herb. Old wives tale that it could keep moths away from your closet.
Wormwood is also a company that makes wonderful handcrafted nerd accessories, like dice cases and DND game tables!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mostly just observe the goings-on in here. It’s easily one of the most entertaining threads on Lit. Easily!

If I’m gonna take the blame I’m taking the fucking credit too.

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[Dubinsky]

Malört! Swedish for Wormwood.
Wormwood is also a company that makes wonderful handcrafted nerd accessories, like dice cases and DND game tables!

Chicago Malort is very divisive here, like everything else in the US these days.

Fortunately, this is a case with a clear right and wrong answer: Malort is grotesque.

 

[vagrantx]

Chicago Malort is very divisive here, like everything else in the US these days.

Fortunately, this is a case with a clear right and wrong answer: Malort is grotesque.

Oh no doubt. It's vomit inducing.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Agreed! Except I don’t have the self control like @PassionatePanther has to observe without jumping in the chitchat

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[Amanda330]

If I’m gonna take the blame I’m taking the fucking credit too.

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I'm not sure you deserve allllll the credit, monkey... Lol. There are lots of sexy wankers here.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Oh no doubt. It's vomit inducing.

It's the worst, but also a right of passage when in Chi-town

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gonna be a no from me but I appreciate the effort. It’s less about the gross taste and more about the associations I have with that taste

Whiskey Sour? I mix an awesome whisky sour. Can even make it a New York sour with a nice red wine float. Well, mostly float. Still have some technique to work out with the spoon...

Tastes great though.

 

[UnquietDreams]

It was a neighborhood dive bar. No.

"We got both kinds. We got Coors, and Coors Lite."

Actually conversation with bartender in Georgia.

 

[Dubinsky]

"We got both kinds. We got Coors, and Coors Lite."

Actually conversation with bartender in Georgia.

I was very miffed when I visited England and found all the bartenders offering me Budweiser as soon as they realized I was American.

I was like, "No? If I wanted piss-water, I'd have stayed in the states. I want the Real Beer I've heard about in the British Isles, motherfucker!"

They seemed to like Budweiser a lot more than it deserved.

 

[jason28053]

"We got both kinds. We got Coors, and Coors Lite."

Actually conversation with bartender in Georgia.

Did they have both kinds of music?
Country and Western