Sex & Shenanigans

[Mo_Bandy]

I dont mean to brag but few people can outdrink me on a Sunday or any day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh??? What cross does one bear? Air thine grievance, improper primate!

Oh, I should just be on the list in between Donkey and 312. A simple oversight I’m sure, you’ve got a lot going on over there. Completely understandable, but I’d be greatly appreciative if the record was corrected. Please and thank you.

 

[Nicefella]

Soooo....I missed a few things today

I feel like I miss all things everyday in here!!!

 

[UnquietDreams]

This isn’t how one wins back-to-back WoW.

But I ain’t complaining.

Also, I would like to thank @Bry1313 for his object lesson earlier this week as I almost made a joke about not looking at all like bats. But realized there was exactly nowhere good for that joke to go.

 

[curious_me]

Oh, I should just be on the list in between Donkey and 312. A simple oversight I’m sure, you’ve got a lot going on over there. Completely understandable, but I’d be greatly appreciative if the record was corrected. Please and thank you.

So polite.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There are 2 things you need to know about flight ops in the Air Force.
1. FOD - Foreign Objects and Debris: it is imperative that nothing be unaccounted for on the flight line so as to prevent the object from being sucked up by an aircraft's engine and causing damage (up to catastrophic, which will result in a loss of life). The best way to make things easy to see is to hang a long-ass ribbon from it.
2. Remove before flight ribbon: the aforementioned long-ass ribbon is affixed to every pin, plug, cover, etc. that is placed on a parked aircraft, but which needs removed before flight or engine start.

So, here we have a possible piece of FOD, a plug which needs removed before flight.

Rightly so.

Never have I ever thought it would be a buttplug av that would turn my head, but here we go
(I see @deefalttwunnyfor calling bullshit over there)

And of course, this guy could have used the warning

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Where is @deefalttwunnyfor …

I’m probably MIA for most of this week
Sounds like I missed a blast

 

[Dubinsky]

And of course, this guy could have used the warning

I thought that was an urban legend?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I thought that was an urban legend?

Nope.

I've seen the X-rays and read the operative report.
In fact, it changed our local hospital protocol.

#yikes

 

[BrendaBear]

And of course, this guy could have used the warning

That is crazy!!! Just… what in the hell was that person thinking???

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That is crazy!!! Just… what in the hell was that person thinking???

That a 100% silicon butt plug wouldn't have a metal core that was ferromagnetic. He sued the manufacturer of the toy. I can't recall the outcome but I think he won damages.

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m probably MIA for most of this week

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Damn, must have gotten it mixed up with my Fleshlight. HATE when that happens!

So…which city has a pussy-signal over their skyline? AFAF

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A, B, A.5, B.5 to get all sides clean, C to shave legs n stuff, and um D looks like an accident waiting to happen, detachable showerheads FTW

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m probably MIA for most of this week
Sounds like I missed a blast

Off to lift your truck for me baby?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I dont mean to brag but few people can outdrink me on a Sunday or any day.

I'd give it a try and collapse on the pavement

 

[BrendaBear]

That a 100% silicon butt plug wouldn't have a metal core that was ferromagnetic. He sued the manufacturer of the toy. I can't recall the outcome but I think he won damages.

I understand that… but… um… wearing a buttplug to a doctor’s appointment or to have an MRI? Not my kink.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I understand that… but… um… wearing a buttplug to a doctor’s appointment or to have an MRI? Not my kink.

Perhaps it was an emotional support butt plug?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Rightly so.

Never have I ever thought it would be a buttplug av that would turn my head, but here we go
(I see @deefalttwunnyfor calling bullshit over there)

And of course, this guy could have used the warning

The least I can do is amuse.
Did he win his case for ASSorted damages?

I'd give it a try and collapse on the pavement

Literally trained for copious alcohol consumption. One of the few things I miss about Air Force life, drinking at work.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I understand that… but… um… wearing a buttplug to a doctor’s appointment or to have an MRI? Not my kink.

I mean, not really a big deal until he started screaming.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I'd give it a try and collapse on the pavement

Go easy

 

[aussiegeekygal]

The least I can do is amuse.
Did he win his case for ASSorted damages?

I bloody hope so.
That would have been an expensive life detour

Literally trained for copious alcohol consumption. One of the few things I miss about Air Force life, drinking at work.

That was part of your training?
I chose the wrong freaking branch...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Go easy

I literally don't understand the meaning of those two words.
When do I ever go easy on anything?

Yes, that was a dick joke

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That was part of your training?
I chose the wrong freaking branch...

Yeah, literally had an evening at OTS at the O Club. 4 of my classmates had to go to alcohol counseling afterwards

And for you civilians, no, O Club (sadly) has nothing to do with orgasms.

 

[Dubinsky]

And for you civilians, no, O Club (sadly) has nothing to do with orgasms.

Well... I mean, it can...

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Yeah, literally had an evening at OTS at the O Club. 4 of my classmates had to go to alcohol counseling afterwards

And for you civilians, no, O Club (sadly) has nothing to do with orgasms.

You got invited to all the cool parties.
We did have one Christmas party with a cauldron (made out of an engine which was admittedly pretty cool) but that was the first and last event with alcohol for our unit...

We got high on Mountain Dew

And I'm starting a new private club. Orgasms encouraged.