Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And that's why Bry and Monkey are previous WOW.

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Not according to this travesty of justice. I cannot abide this continued erasure.

 

[Amanda330]

And that's why Bry and Monkey are previous WOW.

I saw your reaction monkey. I meant you inspire wanking... Best kind of wanker

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bacon is overrated sometimes tbh.

Psst all the time

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I saw your reaction monkey. I meant you inspire wanking... Best kind of wanker

Misclick

 

[morelikeasong]

Putting the risk of all judgement aside, I’ve been known to make that sandwich even without the bacon.

…mayo sandwich??

 

[MissLabelled]

And that's why Bry and Monkey are previous WOW.

We have the reigning WOW, and many previous winners in this thread. It’s to no one’s surprise we whip through 1000 pages in mere days! (Perhaps an exaggeration to make a point but still )

 

[__Nathan1968]

…mayo sandwich??

Only if it’s Helmann’s. And preferably Pepperidge farm bread.

 

[morelikeasong]

Only if it’s Helmann’s

This might be weirder than the grilled tomatoes thing

 

[MindYaBitness]

Soooo....I missed a few things today

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We have the reigning WOW, and many previous winners in this thread. It’s to no one’s surprise we whip through 1000 pages in mere days! (Perhaps an exaggeration to make a point but still )

I wank hard, I wank often.

 

[__Nathan1968]

This might be weirder than the grilled tomatoes thing

oh, I can get weirder.

 

[Amanda330]

I wank hard, I wank often.

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[Whiskeyjack]

Soooo....I missed a few things today

I wouldn't get too upset over missing a mayonnaise sandwich.

 

[MissLabelled]

I wank hard, I wank often.

You can wank for me anytime!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Let me just say the gap between moderate filtering and no filtering on “walking in on husband with another man” is HUGE, like, maybe we need a sorta strict filter in between those two?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

You can wank for me anytime!

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

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That did not open a calendar link.

 

[MissLabelled]

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[Amanda330]

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You don't need an appointment for me to wank over you baby

 

[deft]

You don't need an appointment for me to wank over you baby

Unscheduled wanks? Whatever next?

 

[Amanda330]

Unscheduled wanks? Whataver next?

Mine are pretty nonstop anyway so I figure I can squeeze her in...

 

[BrendaBear]

Bacon is overrated sometimes tbh.

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[MissLabelled]

You don't need an appointment for me to wank over you baby

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[deft]

Mine are pretty nonstop anyway so I figure I can squeeze her in...

I like your style