🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

Congratulations on being awarded, Wanker of the Week @Amanda330 . I will admit to having little exposure to your wanky ways (or your titties), so did for one moment raise one of my perfectly groomed brows at our panel of judge’s decision, until that is I heard your acceptance speech, and it all fell into place. Indeed a worthy wanker had been chosen. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

May the legacy you leave be sticky.
 
Congratulations on being awarded, Wanker of the Week @Amanda330 . I will admit to having little exposure to your wanky ways (or your titties), so did for one moment raise one of my perfectly groomed brows at our panel of judge’s decision, until that is I heard your acceptance speech, and it all fell into place. Indeed a worthy wanker had been chosen. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

May the legacy you leave be sticky.
You have shown great wisdom in the choice of wanker judge this month. She is, after all, one of the greatest wankers and recognized a true follower of her wankery ways.

Thank you. 💋
 
Ok. Here's my speech. I know you all have been waiting. 🍆

https://voca.ro/1nVmVWdwLKeX
This speech was so classy and elegant that I lost my erection. I've now put his picture on milk cartons everywhere and posted signs all over my neighborhood asking, "Have you seen my erection? If so, please call 867-5309 immediately". Please send me your thoughts and prayers.

No spellchecker, I didn't lose my "election" you dumb bastard. ERECTION! Do I need to make it bigger so you can properly read it?

Erection
Erection
Erection!

Sorry, that's as big as I can make my erection.
 
This speech was so classy and elegant that I lost my erection. I've now put his picture on milk cartons everywhere and posted signs all over my neighborhood asking, "Have you seen my erection? If so, please call 867-5309 immediately". Please send me your thoughts and prayers.

No spellchecker, I didn't lose my "election" you dumb bastard. ERECTION! Do I need to make it bigger so you can properly read it?

Erection
Erection
Erection!

Sorry, that's as big as I can make my erection.
I can't say that I've ever had that effect on someone before... I'm very sorry about that. Lol
 
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Congratulations on being awarded, Wanker of the Week @Amanda330 . I will admit to having little exposure to your wanky ways (or your titties), so did for one moment raise one of my perfectly groomed brows at our panel of judge’s decision, until that is I heard your acceptance speech, and it all fell into place. Indeed a worthy wanker had been chosen. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

May the legacy you leave be sticky.
nominated for claiming perfect grooming
 
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