Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Nate and MLAS HAVE been quiet for a minnit.

Picture it... The ending scene of 5th element....

They're busy, they're gonna need a minute....

 

[Amanda330]

I’ve never even heard of it!

Me either.

 

[vagrantx]

I was already a D&D nerd playing Ultima and Wizardry and Bard’s Tale when the first came out. Just felt like a poor imitation of the rpg experience I wanted. Was a Genesis and PlayStation and Xbox teenager and young adult. I played a bit of Skyward Sword on the Wii but was underwhelmed. Watched my son play a bit of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I ain’t got time for that.

So you HAVE played one! And even got your sprout to play some! You're excused then

I spent all time trying to make mopeds, motorcycles and cars go faster instead of playing computer games when I grew up.
I tried to play games but I enjoyed the real deal much more.

Spoken like a true moppepojke Epa goes vroom!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I can't think of anything I'd like to talk about less.
You do you, though.

Uh.
Can I do, you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Me either.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When I was in highschool the coke machine had a drink in it called fruit works....
The flavor was peach papaya... That was the best....

I will say, papaya is amongst the more…confusingly disturbing fruits. Combined with peach, I can see why it was popular in a HS .

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you HAVE played one! And even got your sprout to play some! You're excused then

Yes, technically. Not sure I ever got out of the first zone though.

And I generally my kids find their own way, but there was little chance for them to not be nerdy.

 

[__Nathan1968]

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can't come to think of a single good reason to never having played a Zelda game.
I'm sad for you.

Because I've been playing table top since 1978, and Zelda (and most computer simulations) seemed a less rich option. (Still play online with some of my friends from highschool in a campaign that has been going on for forty fucking years.) The only computer games (other than Zork, Rogue, and other way old text-based games) were Planescape Torment and Vtm: Bloodlines, both very different from most computer games. Though the next game I play will probably be the one you recommend, the name of which escapes me, but I have saved.

Good enough reasons, or still sad?

 

[MissLabelled]

And again....
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seeing this crop up the second time cracked me up!

I can't come to think of a single good reason to never having played a Zelda game.
I'm sad for you.

And he calls himself a nerd, pfft

I was already a D&D nerd playing Ultima and Wizardry and Bard’s Tale when the first came out. Just felt like a poor imitation of the rpg experience I wanted. Was a Genesis and PlayStation and Xbox teenager and young adult. I played a bit of Skyward Sword on the Wii but was underwhelmed. Watched my son play a bit of Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I ain’t got time for that.

You make the time for those games. I have finished every single Zelda game and still return to them.

 

[Mrtenant]

When I was in highschool the coke machine had a drink in it called fruit works....
The flavor was peach papaya... That was the best....

Nods sagely. I bet you enjoyed that.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

seeing this crop up the second time cracked me up!

Same

And he calls himself a nerd, pfft

I mean, I’m like not really into labels and stuff you know, but enough others have hung it on me that I’m fairly confident it’s true.

You make the time for those games. I have finished every single Zelda game and still return to them.

Spider-man’s better .

 

[vagrantx]

Because I've been playing table top since 1978, and Zelda (and most computer simulations) seemed a less rich option. (Still play online with some of my friends from highschool in a campaign that has been going on for forty fucking years.) The only computer games (other than Zork, Rogue, and other way old text-based games) were Planescape Torment and Vtm: Bloodlines, both very different from most computer games. Though the next game I play will probably be the one you recommend, the name of which escapes me, but I have saved.

Good enough reasons, or still sad?

Hmm. HMMMM. The game I recommended was Disco Elysium, which is in my opinion one of the greatest stories ever told. I do hope you get around to it! But yes, still a bit sad that you feel that c-rpgs are lesser than tabletop. There are some truly fantastic games out there. Maybe @SherlockianMan will make a Top 5 Video Games one of these weeks

You make the time for those games. I have finished every single Zelda game and still return to them.

Every single one? Well you have me beat. I haven't played any of them to completion since Majoras Mask. As the medium advanced, so did their story telling, and while Zelda games are fun and arcade'y I much prefer story heavy games nowadays. The latest two Zelda games look cool, but if all a game has to offer is gameplay, then it's not really for me anymore..

 

[willlph]

When I was in highschool the coke machine had a drink in it called fruit works....
The flavor was peach papaya... That was the best....

I liked the tangerine citrus

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hmm. HMMMM. The game I recommended was Disco Elysium, which is in my opinion one of the greatest stories ever told. I do hope you get around to it! But yes, still a bit sad that you feel that c-rpgs are lesser than tabletop. There are some truly fantastic games out there. Maybe @SherlockianMan will make a Top 5 Video Games one of these weeks


Every single one? Well you have me beat. I haven't played any of them to completion since Majoras Mask. As the medium advanced, so did their story telling, and while Zelda games are fun and arcade'y I much prefer story heavy games nowadays. The latest two Zelda games look cool, but if all a game has to offer is gameplay, then it's not really for me anymore..

DE is fucking fantastic. Haven’t finished it but don’t care I just keep restarting it and doing crazier and crazier things.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey fuckers … did yall stay out of trouble today??

 

[BrendaBear]

Hey fuckers … did yall stay out of trouble today??

Of course! We are the epitome of innocence!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey fuckers … did yall stay out of trouble today??

Yes! Do I get a cookie?

 

[MissLabelled]

Every single one? Well you have me beat. I haven't played any of them to completion since Majoras Mask. As the medium advanced, so did their story telling, and while Zelda games are fun and arcade'y I much prefer story heavy games nowadays. The latest two Zelda games look cool, but if all a game has to offer is gameplay, then it's not really for me anymore..

Every one of them. There is significant story telling in both Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I admit there is significant grind time to get proper armour and weaponry to defeat the tougher and tougher foes, as well as the bosses.

 

[MissLabelled]

Hey fuckers … did yall stay out of trouble today??

haha, no.

 

[crazychemgirl]

haha, no.

Excellent

 

[LupineOne]

I missed the first part of this... is that what you do with people who harass @PlanetaryNebula ?

You're such a good Wolfie!!!

Shhhhh

 

[MarkBi34]

Did you draw that???

No.

I disagree, they have a helluva deep catalog

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Every one of them. There is significant story telling in both Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom but I admit there is significant grind time to get proper armour and weaponry to defeat the tougher and tougher foes, as well as the bosses.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Excellent

So that’s a “no” on the cookie thing?