Fuck, Marry, Kill

[vagrantx]

fuck @crazychemgirl until she can't walk right
marry @dawn_of_night and have fancy little candle lit dinners
kill @SalaciousMonkey22 for shuddering

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @vagrantx
Marry @crazychemgirl
Kill @dawn_of_night

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @dawn_of_night
Marry @morelikeasong
Kill @vagrantx (sorry!)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @morelikeasong
Marry @UnquietDreams
Kill @vagrantx
Honestly @vagrantx mlas got fucked outta revenge .....it was a natural consequence

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @morelikeasong (that’s a lifetime of fucking and music and being bossy )
Kill @dawn_of_night (I just don’t know her yet)

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @dawn_of_night I’ve heard revenge sex is fun
Marry @LadyLascivious1 for all the reasons she mentioned and also… have you seen her??
Kill @UnquietDreams

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
At the wedding to @morelikeasong
And death be her @LadyLascivious1 sorry dear, maybe orgasms next time

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @morelikeasong and we can use some toys from her reviews
Marry @dawn_of_night and get her drinking better coffee with me each morning than Dunkin
Kill @LadyLascivious1 you know what you did

Phew, the person who posted at the same time as me was already in my list.

 

[Amanda330]

Fuck @morelikeasong sex with you would be
Marry @Bry1313 sarcastic bitches forever
Kill @dawn_of_night love you still

 

[HonorableRogue]

Oh jeez this is so hard…

That's what she said?

Oh jeez this is so hard…

Fuck @PrettyLilPussy19 very awkward. Again. Maybe it’s me
Marry….*shudder*. @crazychemgirl, I obviously can’t be left alone
Kill @HonorableRogue I never trust rogues

Fuck @HonorableRogue
Marry @SalaciousMonkey22
Kill @PrettyLilPussy19

So I'm 50-50 and my honor has been impugned on other threads. I guess that leaves me two choices.

1. Work hard to prove the biases and prejudices are wrong.
2. Rack up an impressive body count.

*cue Jeopardy music*



Fuck @dawn_of_night and let her live because she paid me the same respect
Marry @Amanda330 and then kill her on the honeymoon
Kill @Bry1313

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Fuck @morelikeasong and we can use some toys from her reviews
Marry @dawn_of_night and get her drinking better coffee with me each morning than Dunkin
Kill @LadyLascivious1 you know what you did

Phew, the person who posted at the same time as me was already in my list.

I can’t believe you’d do me like that after all those peace boobs!

I was planning to send you the same picture proof, but you are on going to end up on my boob ban list if you keep this up!

(Skip me)

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @LadyLascivious1
Marry @Amanda330
Kill @HonorableRogue

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @Amanda330 because How you doin’?
Marry @13Fantasies it will be a sexless marriage but I think that is one of the 13 fantasies
Kill @HonorableRogue

 

[13Fantasies]

Fuck @Amanda330 because How you doin’?
Marry @13Fantasies it will be a sexless marriage but I think that is one of the 13 fantasies
Kill @HonorableRogue

Fuck @LadyLascivious1
Marry @MissLabelled
Kill @13Fantasies because everyone does...or they DONT fuck me to death, which ironically kills me as well

 

[Bry1313]

Fuck @13Fantasies because fun
Marry @MissLabelled and I’ll bring the rope
Kill @HonorableRogue because that was some post

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck @Bry1313 he’ll be a gentle first. I know it.
Marry @MissLabelled
Kill @13Fantasies

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck @13Fantasies because fun
Marry @MissLabelled and I’ll bring the rope
Kill @HonorableRogue because that was some post

I do feel as if my position was validated.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fuck @Bry1313 because brisket smoking is so damn sexy
Marry @SalaciousMonkey22 so I can get some damn popcorn.
Kill @13Fantasies because it has become damn traditional.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @UnquietDreams to soothe his nightmares
Marry @Bry1313 so I could experience his excellent cooking skills while hanging at the grill with some tasty bourbon
Kill @SalaciousMonkey22 to make shenanigans return to normalcy.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fuck @UnquietDreams
Marry @Mr_bogey I hear he's a legend
Kill @SalaciousMonkey22 sorry booboo

 

[MissLabelled]

Fuck @dawn_of_night right up until the dusk of day
Marry @UnquietDreams so we can duet at karaoke on the weekends
Kill @Mr_bogey for never offering up the goods

 

[morelikeasong]

Fuck @MissLabelled because she has a gorgeous face I’d like to sit on
Marry @Mr_bogey for music and booze
Kill @dawn_of_night probably during that revenge fuck

 

[lavendersilk]

Fuck @morelikeasong for obvious reasons...
Marry @MissLabelled for obvious reasons...
Kill @Mr_bogey for obvious reasons...

This game is very easy.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fuck @morelikeasong for obvious reasons...
Marry @MissLabelled for obvious reasons...
Kill @Mr_bogey for obvious reasons...

This game is very easy.

Sure, if you don't want to follow the rules and ignore @dawn_of_night

I'm going to bend the rules because I am a vengeful mfer.

Fuck and Marry @morelikeasong because she has fantastic taste

Kill @MissLabelled (revenge)and @lavendersilk (rule breaker and revenge)

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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Fuck @morelikeasong
Marry @lavendersilk
Kill @Mr_bogey