Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The "drinking fountain"
https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

You want to drink me now!?!? Is that what this is all about? You still mad about the vetoed trade?

 

[Bry1313]

Hey @OrdinaryPerson


https://media1.tenor.com/m/RnlbCjgT-OoAAAAC/omori.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Again I ask, who’s crying? Me, @Lmizzler and @Amanda330 sure as shit ain’t.

More @OrdinaryPerson “winning”

1) no one wants to go to a shit shower
2) how could @Lmizzler be at your shower when I didn't let him out of the van?
3) this was me winning

I just saw all the gifs.
@Bry1313 is very talented with a hose

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

1) no one wants to go to a shit shower
2) how could @Lmizzler be at your shower when I didn't let him out of the van?
3) this was me winning

@Bry1313 is very talented with a hose

 

[Amanda330]

Again I ask, who’s crying? Me, @Lmizzler and @Amanda330 sure as shit ain’t.

More @OrdinaryPerson “winning”

Ready?

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[Bry1313]

1) no one wants to go to a shit shower
2) how could @Lmizzler be at your shower when I didn't let him out of the van?
3) this was me winning

I just saw all the gifs.
@Bry1313 is very talented with a hose

https://media1.tenor.com/m/mywZrpriD_oAAAAC/vince-staples-fax.gif

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ready?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/l1J9ByRrFBr0238vm/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952c0xohi1kq39uo53q78jnajnl1i6z68970npm1exb&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

For you? Never. But these jazz hands ain’t gonna massage themselves.

 

[Cogan]

1) no one wants to go to a shit shower
2) how could @Lmizzler be at your shower when I didn't let him out of the van?
3) this was me winning

I just saw all the gifs.
@Bry1313 is very talented with a hose

That is otterly ( ) cute!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey @OrdinaryPerson


https://media1.tenor.com/m/RnlbCjgT-OoAAAAC/omori.gif

I can't hear you. Just keep scrubbing

 

[UnquietDreams]

I thought the only kinks dads had were in their lower back.

That is a horrible stereotype!

It's my upper back.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Piss is NMK either

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For you? Never. But these jazz hands ain’t gonna massage themselves.

Hey, uhm @Bry1313, I think I can convince @Amanda330 to let you back in. Might even let you bring the otter. If she’s nice. Still got some of @Lmizzler bourbon left.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Piss is NMK either

https://voca.ro/141JgbOwg1zS

 

[Lmizzler]

I can't hear you. Just keep scrubbing

All I see is a bearded Princess Leai now.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, uhm @Bry1313, I think I can convince @Amanda330 to let you back in. Might even let you bring the otter. If she’s nice. Still got some of @Lmizzler bourbon left.

Your shower looks way too dangerous

 

[Amanda330]

Hey, uhm @Bry1313, I think I can convince @Amanda330 to let you back in. Might even let you bring the otter. If she’s nice. Still got some of @Lmizzler bourbon left.

It's ok. He's been banned. I'd never want to get in the way of his shower time sob session with OP...

I love you OP

 

[Bry1313]

Hey, uhm @Bry1313, I think I can convince @Amanda330 to let you back in. Might even let you bring the otter. If she’s nice. Still got some of @Lmizzler bourbon left.

The otter is squeezing my hose a little tight right now “fuck…..easy……that hurts!!” Ummmm, was that my outside voice?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It's ok. He's been banned. I'd never want to get in the way of his shower time sob session with OP...

I love you OP

You can come in my shower any time

Oh shit was that my outside voice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's ok. He's been banned. I'd never want to get in the way of his shower time sob session with OP...

I love you OP

Sorry brother, I tried

I don’t.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The otter is squeezing my hose a little tight right now “fuck…..easy……that hurts!!” Ummmm, was that my outside voice?

Do your job right and I won't have to squeeze anything

 

[hotoldrguy]

It's like a gif apocalypse in here!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

can't hear you. Just keep scrubbing

I apologize @Bry1313 you obviously…made the…right…choice. Sorry…keep getting distracted over here

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[OrdinaryPerson]

@Amanda330
Amenities at my shower

Vs @SalaciousMonkey22's shower

If you wanna finally switch over...

 

[dawn_of_night]

That is a horrible stereotype!

It's my upper back.

Shoulders are tough sometimes...
They need some hot stones...
Or boobs. Boobs might help too.

 

[Amanda330]

It's like a gif apocalypse in here!

Sal's intent all along ...

https://media4.giphy.com/media/DJZcgN5JYcyWxXWtrH/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952662zj9gn4cgnjedh7oj9imwgflwzxzvko9a4pg5l&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g