Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny

Maybe I shoulda chosen yoga over Pilates?

Damn bait videos. Dont watch, you get the joke from the thumbnail. .

 

[Poeticwolf]

Shit, that even got me going.
You created this just this morning?

Just now, yes. It's a bit rough in parts, due to haste

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Thank you @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22
Fabulous.

I’ll viciously mock almost anyone for you toots.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Aww, look at the two of you being all adorable.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xUA7aSvxJRMhlzIZri/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7wjy7v1pepmxvadzd3k1vkz04gx7bchv1lqx52z3p&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Just now, yes. It's a bit rough in parts, due to haste

I'm quite impressed, I do not have the same mind or talent for words.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also, just pointing out. I WAS universally nice and all I got from SOME people was “you’re such a suck-up”. Or “You’re such a wanker”

I want to say I completely support your right to post The New Radicals! I'm completely supporting...that.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is that even possible?

Oh wait... we're talking about @SirConradPeckereye, so anything is possible. Maybe he has his blowup doll helping with that.

Some guys can. Not that I'd know if he can or not. It just sounded funny

Maybe I shoulda chosen yoga over Pilates?

Oh the flexibility of youth, how I miss thee.

 

[Amanda330]

Since the gauntlet has been tossed,
to show that my words were not lost,
I will endeavor with words I writ
to describe her pussy with wit.

Like a many petalled flower unfurled
a sanctuary from the many rocks hurled
The nectar like honey so sweet
If for only a taste, my life complete.

A hidden pearl that I ache to suck
twirling tongue, nibbling lips with luck.
Squeeze your inner walls so divine
You will have my thick juices in time.

Display for my eyes alone
Your secret garden, my new home.
For yours is the most beautiful,
the most amazing, the most wonderful

Let the angels hear you scream
Twining together our heat and steam
Ignore those words most foul,
For only you will I howl.

I mean, maybe my pussy isn't really all that delightful... Lol

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm quite impressed, I do not have the same mind or talent for words.

I understand you are quite skilled at mischief... so you have that.

Which is nice.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want to say I completely support your right to post The New Radicals! I'm completely supporting...that.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/bzaEWi1Z1xzby/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7xsds4hthh1mu3517k2qh2w4e5gafqw2wje9x8sgk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Poeticwolf]

I'm quite impressed, I do not have the same mind or talent for words.

Thank you. I have posted a few of my pieces here on Lit, as well as dabbling with a few erotic stories. I enjoy writing when properly motivated. I'm always looking for new inspiration.. or a Muse. *looks at @Amanda330

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I mean, maybe my pussy isn't really all that delightful... Lol

If it matches your brutal sarcasm, amazing boobs, and pretty smile, it probably is.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, maybe my pussy isn't really all that delightful... Lol

https://media3.giphy.com/media/3o6ozoD1ByqYv7ARIk/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7tzt1jazhmuct4f35g84lbzl7fnsavq9o9mng1d15&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh the flexibility of youth, how I miss thee.

So…you did?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Thank you. I have posted a few of my pieces here on Lit, as well as dabbling with a few erotic stories. I enjoy writing when properly motivated. I'm always looking for new inspiration.. or a Muse. *looks at @Amanda330

I don't normally gravitate towards the male author on Lit, but I'll definitely be checking out your works.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So…you did?

In high school and early college.

 

[MissLabelled]

I mean, maybe my pussy isn't really all that delightful... Lol

Does it scratch and bite?


Sharp teeth, fierce and bold,
In playful pounce, they unfold,
Biting cat's love told.

 

[BrendaBear]

Thank you. I have posted a few of my pieces here on Lit, as well as dabbling with a few erotic stories. I enjoy writing when properly motivated. I'm always looking for new inspiration.. or a Muse. *looks at @Amanda330

I understand. And really, we all look at @Amanda330 ... as often as we can.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/KN4paLzXhkYAAAAC/amber-heard-lip-bite.gif

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/bzaEWi1Z1xzby/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7xsds4hthh1mu3517k2qh2w4e5gafqw2wje9x8sgk&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You could post more of their songs? I would support you there as well.

I am a good friend.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In high school and early college.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/ql5Ku2WuuvLp5pirbl/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7t1ew69tl05k0thwdbh4ylcwghqknnli8gt7p2trv&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Bry1313]

Aww, look at the two of you being all adorable.

I am adorable, it’s about time that fact got recognized around here

 

[Amanda330]

I’ll viciously mock almost anyone for you toots.

That's true friendship

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I understand you are quite skilled at mischief... so you have that.

Which is nice.

Not everyone finds it all that endearing, but thank you.

 

[MissLabelled]

I am adorable, it’s about time that fact got recognized around here

Ok I did it. You can Venmo me my payment now.

 

[Poeticwolf]

I don't normally gravitate towards the male author on Lit, but I'll definitely be checking out your works.

I appreciate that