Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Why does this sound like it was written by a lawyer?

Yeah it’s totally not suspicious at all

 

[SherlockianMan]

And tea...

Truth. But coffee is also acceptable

 

[Amanda330]

So you ARE, technically, angelic?

You'll find out at the shower party, monkey.

 

[Amanda330]

Yeah it’s totally not suspicious at all

OP probably wrote it himself.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm going to stick with Sinatra

I need a voice low enough that vi can actually si g along...
https://voca.ro/139vGb7SP8lC

Oh, this made me so happy.

Thank you!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You'll find out at the shower party, monkey.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/XKv5K16AmXC0egCdAk/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d73yy1za52olegu1jwzo3yk6rc3mo0gohhbrfnpfo8&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[dawn_of_night]

I take no offense.
...but all of us love cats. No questions asked.

@BrendaD I think sex in the stacks is the best of the best stereotype though

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm no Sarah Brightman but...

https://voca.ro/1a7O0VTTYIHd

Oh, that was lovely. So very lovely. Thank you.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Amazing … gorgeous… lovely …


I could go on.


Btw… I think I have a serious girl crush on you.

So do I. You have good taste!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So do I. You have good taste!

You’re a girl??!?

 

[BrendaBear]

You’re a girl??!?

OMG! I am so close to smacking the monkey right now!!!

Hard! With a paddle!

Wait… you might like that…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

OMG! I am so close to smacking the monkey right now!!!

Hard! With a paddle!

Wait… you might like that…

Never know until you try

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

OMG! I am so close to smacking the monkey right now!!!

Hard! With a paddle!

Wait… you might like that…

More arousal and confusion. Sigh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

More arousal and confusion. Sigh

This help any?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/pTOhjM81Mk5vG/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7teg6ima4c1yxov8f4gbycnnht9ne0xnplbud15py&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I hadn’t caught that part before, that you are a legit librarian. Please know I meant no offense if I made comments to @SirConradPeckereye, @Mav Unlimited or others about dressing as a strict librarian, with thick glasses, a severe black skirt, dark nylons, heels, white blouse and carrying a ruler to smack their asses with when they were sassy, loud and obnoxious again.

I am sure you wear something very different, when you do your noble work (not joking there).

But still, it seems appropriate to smack their sassy asses when they misbehave…

Truly - I do apologize if I offended you at all with my tasteless jokes.

You forgot that your hair must be tied in a ponytail.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You’re a girl??!?

I didn't know either! But wow, what a set of pipes

 

[DeepInstinct]

Dedicated to all the shower singers...

 

[BrendaBear]

You forgot that your hair must be tied in a ponytail.

Dammit! I knew I was forgetting something!!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This help any?
https://media1.giphy.com/media/pTOhjM81Mk5vG/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7teg6ima4c1yxov8f4gbycnnht9ne0xnplbud15py&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Define help?
Less aroused, more confused.

 

[BrendaBear]

Dedicated to all the shower singers...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/AIuyP01Fzp8AAAAd/eliteclap-clapelite.gif

That was very nice! ❤

 

[dawn_of_night]

You forgot that your hair must be tied in a ponytail.

I mean.... Does it though???

 

[dawn_of_night]

Dedicated to all the shower singers...

Heellloo

 

[BrendaBear]

Define help?
Less aroused, more confused.

Seems like the wrong direction… more aroused would be better.

Would tying you to a chair and giving you a blowjob until you screamed (then continuing anyway) help?

 

[MindYaBitness]

I mean.... Does it though???

If my hair's in a pony tail, how is he supposed to multi-task?
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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Seems like the wrong direction… more aroused would be better.

Would tying you to a chair and giving you a blowjob until you screamed (then continuing anyway) help?

Yes, yes it would. But it wouldn't allow me to check for split ends as TOB suggested.

If my hair's in a pony tail, how is he supposed to multi-task?
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