Anyone from the UK?

[Yesok1]

Absolutely nothing... I was making a joke that a typical American would make. I promise I love everything about the UK. Even the extra vowels... Especially the sense of humour.

Especially the sense of humour?!

 

[joclfc]

Absolutely nothing... I was making a joke that a typical American would make. I promise I love everything about the UK. Even the extra vowels... Especially the sense of humour.

Extra vowels, you mean you've taken some out in the states cos we speak ENGLISH?

 

[Amanda330]

Especially the sense of humour?!

Well... should I not love a sarcastic and dry sense of humor? Lol

 

[orangecurious]

i'm gonna need more marzipan at this rate

 

[Saltfountain]

i'm gonna need more marzipan at this rate

I'm gonna need more temazepam at this rate...

 

[orangecurious]

I'm gonna need more tamazepam at this rate...

shit, that's what i meant all along

 

[joclfc]

I'm gonna need more tamazepam at this rate...

Beer ?

 

[Saltfountain]

Beer ?

Close.

Just spelled different. And a totally different thing....

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I believe it's a bit tight. You should just take it off

I think the temperature just went up about 15 degrees in here.

 

[Saltfountain]

I think the temperature just went up about 15 degrees in here.

Someone set your shoes on fire?

 

[Amanda330]

Someone set your shoes on fire?

Yes. His... erm... feet. Lol

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Yes. His... erm... feet. Lol

Where’s the embarrassed blushing emoticon when you need it?

Thank you for spicing up the thread and my evening.

 

[Yesok1]

You're certainly my star anise sweetie . So cumin over here!

@AmandaKellyUK you could cinnamon knee

 

[Wand3rlust]

Where’s the embarrassed blushing emoticon when you need it?

Thank you for spicing up the thread and my evening.

Well. I know you're thinking with your dick (no offense @Amanda330 )

But I'd think about how disrespectful you and others have been to the beautiful women already in this thread.

I suggest if it's too dull for you, then there are LOADS of threads that way.

 

[Yesok1]

I'm gonna need more temazepam at this rate...

I'll have some diazepam.

BTW. I put my coke on the scales, I have more than I thought, lol.

 

[Saltfountain]

@AmandaKellyUK you could cinnamon knee

I think that worked better in your head

 

[Saltfountain]

I'll have some diazepam.

BTW. I put my coke on the scales, I have more than I thought, lol.

2 litres or a multipack?

 

[orangecurious]

oh god, it's only wednesday.

 

[Saltfountain]

oh god, it's only wednesday.

I know, still 6 days till bin day

 

[orangecurious]

I know, still 6 days till bin day

well, at least it isn't tuesday. The cruelest day, the memory of rattling bins still fresh, the scent... oh, best not go there

 

[Saltfountain]

NURSE!

He's out of bed again...

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

I know, still 6 days till bin day

I’ve put six months of my life into this thread discussing bin days, the colour of bins, the number of bins and not once has anyone suggested I’ve raised their temperature - call this a uk thread?

 

[orangecurious]

I’ve put six months of my life into this thread discussing bin days, the colour of bins, the number of bins and not once has anyone suggested I’ve raised their temperature - call this a uk thread?

there is nothing hotter than bin day... you can go no higher. It is the ultimate "11"

 

[Saltfountain]

I’ve put six months of my life into this thread discussing bin days, the colour of bins, the number of bins and not once has anyone suggested I’ve raised their temperature - call this a uk thread?

It's a fucking bin fire atm...

 

[Yesok1]

I’ve put six months of my life into this thread discussing bin days, the colour of bins, the number of bins and not once has anyone suggested I’ve raised their temperature - call this a uk thread?

It warms my heart each time I come here and see your cute avatar.