Anyone from the UK?

[Daisy_Love]

I just thought I'd spice the place up for a sec...

My apologies, Head Wanker in Charge.

Are you saying we don’t bring the spice to the thread already

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

Hey, I’m tumeric in this thread, I bring so much spice they call me five spice! I’m the fucking star anise on here!

Are you saying we don’t bring the spice to the thread already

 

[NorthernCardinal]

 

[Yesok1]

Hey, I’m tumeric in this thread, I bring so much spice they call me five spice! I’m the fucking star anise on here!

You're certainly my star anise sweetie . So cumin over here!

 

[Amanda330]

Are you saying we don’t bring the spice to the thread already

Of course not...! I would never ever imply such a thing when I have seen how beautiful and sexy you all are here.

I only meant the food, obvs.

 

[joclfc]

All

Hey, I’m tumeric in this thread, I bring so much spice they call me five spice! I’m the fucking star anise on here!

With all you lady's in the room I'm going back out to adjust my trousers

*turns and walks out the door hand down pants*

 

[Yesok1]

Of course not...! I would never ever imply such a thing when I have seen how beautiful and sexy you all are here.

I only meant the food, obvs.

What's wrong with our food?

 

[RosewoodTulip]

That's me leaving the room then

 

[Daisy_Love]

Of course not...! I would never ever imply such a thing when I have seen how beautiful and sexy you all are here.

I only meant the food, obvs.

Obvs!

 

[joclfc]

Just got to say Eddie the Eagle is on BBC1 Now Awsome film

 

[Amanda330]

What's wrong with our food?

Absolutely nothing... I was making a joke that a typical American would make. I promise I love everything about the UK. Even the extra vowels... Especially the sense of humour.

 

[Yesok1]

Absolutely nothing... I was making a joke that a typical American would make. I promise I love everything about the UK. Even the extra vowels... Especially the sense of humour.

Especially the sense of humour?!

 

[joclfc]

Absolutely nothing... I was making a joke that a typical American would make. I promise I love everything about the UK. Even the extra vowels... Especially the sense of humour.

Extra vowels, you mean you've taken some out in the states cos we speak ENGLISH?

 

[Amanda330]

Especially the sense of humour?!

Well... should I not love a sarcastic and dry sense of humor? Lol

 

[orangecurious]

i'm gonna need more marzipan at this rate

 

[Saltfountain]

i'm gonna need more marzipan at this rate

I'm gonna need more temazepam at this rate...

 

[orangecurious]

I'm gonna need more tamazepam at this rate...

shit, that's what i meant all along

 

[joclfc]

I'm gonna need more tamazepam at this rate...

Beer ?

 

[Saltfountain]

Beer ?

Close.

Just spelled different. And a totally different thing....

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

I believe it's a bit tight. You should just take it off

I think the temperature just went up about 15 degrees in here.

 

[Saltfountain]

I think the temperature just went up about 15 degrees in here.

Someone set your shoes on fire?

 

[Amanda330]

Someone set your shoes on fire?

Yes. His... erm... feet. Lol

 

[Deleted member 6736302]

Yes. His... erm... feet. Lol

Where’s the embarrassed blushing emoticon when you need it?

Thank you for spicing up the thread and my evening.

 

[Yesok1]

You're certainly my star anise sweetie . So cumin over here!

@AmandaKellyUK you could cinnamon knee

 

[Wand3rlust]

Where’s the embarrassed blushing emoticon when you need it?

Thank you for spicing up the thread and my evening.

Well. I know you're thinking with your dick (no offense @Amanda330 )

But I'd think about how disrespectful you and others have been to the beautiful women already in this thread.

I suggest if it's too dull for you, then there are LOADS of threads that way.