Anyone from the UK?

[joclfc]

Lol. Not entirely true. I'd like us both to come together!

Is that cum together?

 

[joclfc]

Yes. This, have you seen this ladies? I'm looking at you rosie, daisy, wander, and Amanda. I'd like it if you dressed up in heels, and took me from behind, then place the bag over my head, take it off as soon as I pass out, otherwise it's murder! Actually, can you say murder for me daisy, especially as you have the bag on my head

You need more sex, and regularly

 

[cdstefi]

No thanks.
Harem is full at the moment and I am fulfilled

a) disappointing
b) don't believe you

I mean if you were any kind of sheik the idea of a full harem would not compute.

 

[Anastasia1999]

What about root beer?

Tastes like toothpaste!

 

[Yesok1]

I really don’t like it at all. Dr Pepper is like drinking marzipan eugghhh cherry coke too.

Dr pepper love it

 

[Daisy_Love]

Dr pepper love it

Of course you do
You like marzipan

 

[Yesok1]

I like the pink bits. The moist pink in my mouth. Softly touching it with my delicate fingers. Oh gosh! Pink, soft, and moist cake. Yummy.

I used to eat the marzipan off the edges and leave the horrid pink and yellow cake bits for some pervert cake lover to eat.

 

[cdstefi]

I like the pink bits. The moist pink in my mouth. Softly touching it with my delicate fingers. Oh gosh! Pink, soft, and moist cake. Yummy.

But not the yellow bits?

 

[Yesok1]

Its sweet and gorgeous kind of like you

Of course you do
You like marzipan

 

[SmoothTalker80]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

 

[Yesok1]

But not the yellow bits?

Yeah they're alright too

 

[orangecurious]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

happy birthday!

 

[cdstefi]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

I hope she gave you a Battenberg cake with 44 candles!

 

[joclfc]

If all cake tasted like Battenburg I’d never eat cake again

Black Forest Gateaux

 

[Wriggle]

a) disappointing
b) don't believe you

I mean if you were any kind of sheik the idea of a full harem would not compute.

I worked it out earlier - there's 11 ladies (& one man) and they take up all my lit time and that's why I'm not in the threads as much these days.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

Happy birthday

 

[Anastasia1999]

Thank you all for my birthday wishes this morning. I had a decent day at work and had a lovely with my mum. I feel very loved today, thank you all

Oh happy birthday to you!!!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I worked it out earlier - there's 11 ladies (& one man) and they take up all my lit time and that's why I'm not in the threads as much these days.

There are 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week. You have plenty of space in that harem

 

[Wriggle]

There are 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week. You have plenty of space in that harem

I'm knackered, though.

 

[Daisy_Love]

I'm knackered, though.

But……..you told me there was no harem

 

[Wriggle]

There's only you really, Daisy, love

 

[Daisy_Love]

There's only you really, Daisy, love

Ok, we know that’s a complete lie
Ya floosie!!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

There's only you really, Daisy, love

Wait... You said the same thing to me too!
Tart!

 

[Wriggle]

There is no harem, I was cockblocking and using it as an excuse.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Wait... You said the same thing to me too!
Tart!

You mean he’s told everyone the same thing

Omg you know who’s out tonight and hasn’t seen this yet!!!

Ahemmmm ohhhhhhh wriggle!!! Beware of the wrath of @Wand3rlust